pantaro:

Anyone who watches Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer this year, but gets a version that cuts out “WHYYYYY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE” are victims of robbery. Robbery of holiday meme goodness.

That being said, the crime has been reported, and the police are looking out for a man described as being green, furry, mean, foul, vile, a rotter, as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel, stink, stank, and stunk.