things I have seen adult, professional archaeologists do, on the clock

archaeologysucks:

• Eat a worm.
• Chant “EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!”
• Launch water balloons across the site at the portable toilet when someone was using it.
• Back the work vehicle up against the door of the portable toilet to trap someone inside.
• “Gently” tap the crew vehicle in front of them with the bumper of their vehicle.
• Discreetly vomit in the bushes due to hangover.
• Intentionally run over roadkill while laughing maniacally.
• “Moon” the work camera.
• Topless Day
• Throw a co-worker into the bog of water-screening run-off sludge.
• Flint-knap right next to a test unit.
• Chase one another around with a dildo they found (and then bag it as an “artifact” and send it back to the lab).
• Draw a smiley face on their hardhat in their own blood.
• Write off a shovel probe because there was a horse standing on the spot that wouldn’t move.
• Yell out, “I peed on a snake! :D”
• Have a shovel fight.