madhamlet:

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In loving memory of Stephen Hillenburg here is a list of my favourite Spongebob Squarepants moments

• FIRMLY GRASP IT
• HE’S Squidward, HE’S Squidward, YOU’RE Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD
• The panty raid
• Spongebob constantly declining water in Sandy’s air bubble house because he’s too polite to tell her he needed it was so relatable
• Spongebob and Patrick raising a baby clam
• 1% evil, 99% hot gas
• Mr Krabbs breaking both of his legs trying to close a squeaky window
• HE WAS NUMBER ONE
• The audience turning into fish sticks at the Fry Cook Games
• My NAME’S NOT RICK
• Sweet, sweet victory!!!!
• Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
• The entire Rock Bottom episode
• That episode when Spongebob forgot how to make a Krabby Patty because Bubblebass was an asshole
• Bubble Buddy
• Mystery the seahorse
• Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly
• The perfume department
• LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE
• *Angelic music* Plastic!!!!!!
• The fish’s Picasso Scream-like reaction after smelling Spongebob’s breath
• MY LEG
• The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!
• CHOCOLATE
• The cheap birthday party Mr Krabbs threw for Pearl
• The magic conch
• Squidward’s thighs after eating an entire room full of Krabby Patties
• Nematodes
• All of the dumb Texas jokes
• The juice flooding the retirement home
• *Inflated Mrs Puff voice* Spongebob……..why……….
• The depressed fish making the same soulless face as he commutes to work, sits in his cubicle, and stares out of his window before his wife calls him to bed
• This grill is not a home
• NO, THIS IS PATRICK
• The narrator with the French accent
• The audience losing their shit at Spongebob mopping the floor after the talent show

Please feel free to add more!!

For your consideration:

•Krusty Krab PIZZA

•Tall, dark, and handsome

• THE FRY COOK GAMES

•I wumbo, he wumbo, it’s first grade spongebob!!!

•P.O.O.P-People Order our Patties

•E.V.I.L- Every villian is lemons

•”IM UGLY AND IM PROUD” “so that’s what he calls it”

•Weenie Hut Jr’s and “I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo boo’s”

•The dash singing—the mash ringing—tHE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

•WHY SPONGEBOB?? WHY DIDNT YOU WRITE YOURE ESSAY!!???

•”That’s his…eager face”

•”The boy cries you a sweater of tears…and you kill him”

•Doodlebob—Mee hoy Minoy

•The striped sweater song

• Happy Leif Erickson Day!! “Hinga dinga durgen”

• “What does claustrophobic mean?” “It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus”

• Spongebob and Patrick sitting in boating school dying with laughter over the number 24

•Hiiiii Kevin

• “East? Ohhhhh, I thought you said Weast”