kvothe-kingkiller:

idk if artemis fowl should even be made into a movie, whether or not they follow the books and make good casting choices (which they wont)

but I read those books in like 5th grade so I forget a lot of what happened but what I DO remember is the fucking dwarves being able to unhinge their jaws and eating dirt and shitting it out so fast that they can just… burrow?? and then they can stick to walls with their pores that get as big as pinheads if they dont drink or something like that???

I think I would straight up die if I saw that shit in a movie. thats instant death there