THE LAW:
“The Law” is now a euphemism for Javert’s dick. We didn’t decide, It just is.
Valjean: “I KNOW THE MEANING OF THOSE NINETEEN YEARS A SLAVE OF THE LAW……guys why are you laughing. guys. please.”
Joly: “So, why do are you chasing Valjean?”
Javert: “He broke the law. Many times. Many, many times. I mean, it was 20 years with no women. Come on, Joly.”
Director: “So by now, Valjean is running from the law..” (stifled laughter from Enjolras) […] and the law is coming after him (maniacal giggles) Enj do you need to go outside?”
During a serious College Options presentation during school:
Teacher: “So Law is a very large subject – (all the Les Mis kids snort)”
The Cast Has Officially Lost It:
The Pimp, staring off into the distance: “No matter how good of a pimp I am, I’ll never have as many hookers as Victor Hugo. (sigh)”
The makeup artist gave Enjolras raccoon eyeliner. Imagine that. Raccoon eyeliner. On Enjolras. He was not impressed.
^cue him, tying the french flag around his head: GRANTAIRE; WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE?????? GRANTAIRE?????
Courfeyrac: “Who else thinks Javert would look amazing as a drag queen?”
Grantaire: So, can we all have one collective panic attack? Right now? Please?
Bamatabois, being tied up and gagged backstage: “You guys always do this to me. Always. (defeated sigh) Please just don’t stab me this time.”
Marius broke one of the guns, left the revolution early and keeps stumbling around. Truly perfect casting.
The Tales Of The Shitty Sound Engineer And The Mics People Never Turn Off:
Enj: “You’ve been chasing this guy across France for two decades, the only place you want to handcuff him to is your bed!” (mic was on, headmaster was walking by. )
(The Confrontation is going on, JVJ and Javert are fighting with the chain) Joly: That’s some kinky shit right there….. (Realizes his mic was on max volume and is blasting from the speakers onstage)……that was Grantaire.
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