rittie:

rittie:

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

berenshand:

some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

– someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end
– the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean
– the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version
– the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other
– the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood
– the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic
– the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’
– the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay
– the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’
– the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea
– the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right.
– the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever)
– the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’
– the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

dramagoblin:

wagnerock:

dramagoblin:

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

Can someone translate this?

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.

moonlandingwasfaked:

seafoams:

ok but robin is such a sweet guy he helps take care of the mass amount of feral cats in his city it’s really heartwarming and he’s always so polite and nice to the people who watch his videos

also it’s clear from the videos that the cats know and trust him because he treats them so well

for example this is a video of him first meeting this cat

and in a couple months, he posted this update

he’s really a good person 

that’s why i left his name in the screenshots! He’s such a nice man and takes care of all these feral kitties and is very patient with them. love his channel

can’t forget the iconic

pandamito:

and here some Game of Thrones AU headcanons:

ok probably this is going to be very long

ok probably it would be better if I wrote a fanfiction

  • Jean Valjean broke the law by stealing and they sent him to Castle Black to join the Night’s Watch.
  • Javert is also a watcher but he chose to become.
  • Also Javert is a bastard but it’s better if no one calls him that.
  • During a mission behind the Wall, some watchers try to abuse of a wildling who they had captured, but she fights against them and kills some of them.
  • Valjean is there and sees the scene so he tries to stop them but unfortunately he hits Fantine.
  • Angst.

Keep reading

pripara-pesbian:

Toho co, Ltd, Les Misérables

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Toho co, Ltd.

Among several musical productions in 2013, Les Misérables, as was expected, drew most attention. As is well known, it is a West End musical that has remained popular since its Japan premiere in 1987. This time, based on the new version that started off in London back in 2009, drastic revisions were made in the staging and it was presented to the Japanese audience for the first time. Due to the expectations from the musical fans and the extraordinary hit of the film version of

Les Misérables

in December 2012, the new version aroused the interest of people who usually do not go to see musicals. Thanks to these factors, the performances at the Imperial Theatre in Tokyo between May and July, and the following tour to Hakata-za Theatre in Fukuoka, Festival Hall in Osaka and Chunichi Theatre and Tagoya, and the triumphant return to the Imperial Theatre were all enormously successful.

Laurence Conner and James Powell directed the new version of Les Misérables, and it was a visual production that drew fully on projected images (designed by Matt Kinley). It took a concrete and clear-cut approach that stimulated the audience’s imagination through the use of minimal set and dramatic lighting, which was exactly opposite to the old version. It was accessible to the audience who came to see the show after seeing the film version. It was accessible to the audience who came to see the show after seeing the film version. On the other hand, considering the feelings of the longtime fans of ’Les Mis’, the co-directors added detailed directions that were unique to the Japanese version, and this effort turned out to be effective. It reminded us that musicals are live stage performances and therefore they evolve by receiving influence from the audience.

Review by Hitomi Hagio, translated by Sumida Michiyo.

From the the Japanese Centre of International Theatre Institute’s Theatre Yearbook 2014. This, along with all volumes published in the years since, are available to read for free in English at http://iti-japan.or.jp/en/theatre-yearbook/.

bbc-killed-my-otp:

aromantic love letter

(because love comes in as many forms as there are people)

i love you

more than anything

i love the way your cheeks grow when you laugh

i love the way your eyes shine

i love your hands and how they feel in mine

reassuring that you’ll always be there

i love your dimples and your chapped lips

and how they part to let out sounds of happiness

and how you bite your tongue when you’re thinking

i love the books you read again and again

i love the movies we watch, together in your sofa

and how you cry at the end, always, even though you know how it ends

i love your band t-shirts, a few numbers too big

but it’s alright, it will shrink in the washing machine, you say

i love your messy hair around your face

and your old, tangled earphones, running from your phone to your ear like an umbilical cord

beating music into your ears

loudly in the Saturday evening,

softly in the Sunday morning

and i love your old, dusty typewriter, you got from your mother

you carry it down from the attic,

put words on a wrinkled paper

i love that

i love you

and although there are things i cannot give to you

even though you deserve it

i will give you what i can

and trust me on this;

i will give you my love

my heart

all of it

there are things i do not feel

but i’m not missing out

because trust me, my friend

i love you in the most non romantic way

i’m not like everyone else, it’s true

but my heart beats just the same

and it beats for you

List of bisexuals whose identities are erased by the media.

gettin-bi-bi-bi:

neurodivergent-crow:

becoming-mara-jade:

neurodivergent-crow:

what-are-you-stuck-in-now:

neurodivergent-crow:

oljawolf:

somalihottiee:

alaynas:

All or which have either been given the name “gay” or “straight“ by the media despite coming out. There are more than two sexualities and this is a fact that most people (even on Tumblr nowadays) forget. People tend to assume that since someone is with a person of the same gender, they’re gay. (Or vice versa in Angelina or P!nk’s case) This is incorrect to assume because you’re erasing their identities in the process. The people on this list aren’t gay or straight, they’re bisexual. No matter how much the media tries to erase that.

also….

Nicki Minaj

Mel B

Pete Wentz

Socrates

Louis XIII

Eleanor Roosevelt 

Jason Mraz

Linsday Lohan

Frida Kahlo

Billie Holiday

Paris Hilton

Salvador Dali

Kurt Cobain

Cher

Coco Chanel

this just made me feel so much better

CHANNING FUCKING TATUM

what

Channing Tatum is openly bisexual but people just….ignore it.

No the fuck i don’t. The fact that i have a chance with Channing Tatum regardless of my gender has gotten me through some bad days. Also David Bowie.

Omg I can’t believe he wasn’t listed I had to double check!

AND DAVID FUCKING BOWIE

reblogging for all my bi kids out there who are trying to find bisexual role models. there are a lot of bi celebrities out there, it’s just that the media doesn’t like to accept that.