1. When she was younger she was going into a career in science, maybe engineering?
2. The sort of mom who gives therapy sessions to all of her kid’s friends.
3. Also bakes. A lot. There’s rarely ever not a pile of cookies or cakes in the house
4. Becomes the head of a charity for rape and sexual assault victims
5. Really good painter
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clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS
stomp your feet if you’re PANSEXUAL and kind of A DUMB BITCH
strike a pose if you’re ASEXUAL and SORT OF AN IDIOT

folks, it is my great, great pleasure to introduce the most brilliant crossover to ever grace your screens…
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les amis + calendar girls
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what started off as a joke between myself and @deboracabral has, with the help of the amazing artists @oilan, @boopliette, @tissueboxesforseals, @weisbrot and @angeolras, turned into a full calendar which will, at some point by the end of this year, be available for your viewing pleasure! that’s ten months of revolutionary nudity (with carefully arranged props), and two full group scenes!
this post is to establish the level of interest for this concept within the fandom; the primary mode of distribution will be a pay-as-you-want digital download, but if there is a big interest we’re also considering doing a print run, and possibly expanding this into a zine with bonus art around this general theme.
if you are interested in a digital download, a printed calendar, a zine, or any combination of those, please reblog and tell us in the notes.
(likes are nice and all but this post is essentially acting as a survey, so we need your reblogs to make this project successful!)
THIS HAS BEEN KEPT SECRET FOR TOO LONG
Who decided we have to give up pure and wholesome things just to grow up? Sleeping with a little Pikachu plushie does not mean I don’t also make my own doctor appointments.
reblogging because I think there needs to be more notes and more people comfortable with the idea that adulthood is a lie.
“O, full of scorpions is my mind!”
— William Shakespeare, Macbeth : Act III, Scene II.
if you don’t reblog this you’re straight
I legally can’t scroll past this post
People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.
This is truly the Hotel California of websites




