Do any of you get a healthy amount of sleep?

lesamisandlesmiserables:

Babet: Sleep? In this economy?

Claquesous: I don’t need to sleep.

Feuilly: Ya see here… I try… but I can only get about 2 hours in a night if I’m lucky.

Bahorel: I don’t know there’s some rumors, but no one can prove anything. To the best of my knowledge, no, nobody here gets a healthy amount of sleep.

Mabeuf: I do; an old man like me cannot sustain himself the way these youths may on such little sleep, although as a professor my work sometimes encroaches upon that.

Enjolras: No. I am busy, sleep can wait. 

Combeferre: Despite my best efforts, most of us struggle to get as much sleep as we should.

Fantine: The second my head hits the pillow I’m out. Now that is usually only 6ish hours since I get home late and get up early.

Grantaire: sleep who? i don’t know her

Eponine: Somehow, I think I’m one of the people here who gets the most sleep. I try to get at least 6 hours, usually more. I used to stay up a lot later but I need sleep to function. Also, you should know that this is a matter of contention within this group – Combeferre is always telling people to sleep more.

Courfeyrac: I don’t sleep a lot (usually 5 hours a night), but it’s enough to get me through my day, so I guess you could maybe call it healthy?

Valjean: Normally I have a very healthy sleep schedule. However, as of recently, I have had to cover someone else’s shifts at the library, which is entirely throwing off my schedule. Hence my absence lately.

Musichetta: Unhealthy sleeping habits? In mis amis? It’s more likely than you think. 

suspiciouscoconut:

thebibliosphere:

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Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

fidefortitude:

slumbermancer:

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body.

that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all