There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.
give me enjolras who so desperately wants to make a difference in the world but can’t because no one listens to him
give me an enjolras who cries to himself alone because he feels like he can’t do anything because he’s so insignificant
give me enjolras who almost gives up on his dreams because he feels like he’ll never make the difference he wants to see
give me enjolras who works his way to being an idol of social activism so slowly that it hurts
give me enjolras who has to learn to believe in himself as much as his dream
But then give me an R who sees Enjolras one time trying to convince people about his cause and being captivated and finding someone to believe in and just sort of follows Enjolras around with love heart eyes. Enjolras gets really confused.
I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade
Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.
This is the song
Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god
I love you guys omf
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES
OH
MY
FUCKING
G-D
LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTIFUL UNHOLY MESS
THIS IS GLORIOUS I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS
Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them
im 2 ugly they won’t let me in
that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”
Listen i understand this is a surreal joke, but like i cant stop imagining qhat would happen if u actually showed up to a major art museum with that shirt. Like not a tiny art museum. What would happen if you showrd up to the Met Museum of Art wearing a shirt that said “i eat oil paintings when security guards arent looking”? They cant just ignore it. But like, are they gonna deny you entry over what is clearly a joke shirt. Do they have u wayched. Its 2 am and i need to
serena william’s husband once bought me & my classmates a round of whisky
also he co-founded reddit but that’s less important than being married to serena williams
My sister hit David Suzuki with a shopping cart
While working a merch booth at a concert I once sold a shirt to Cameron Diaz with (at the time) Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend and remarked about Lohan being jealous to a friend. The next customer was Diaz’ agent.
My step-uncle-in-law (son of lady who married my grandfather after my dad’s mom passed) died of an overdose at Carrie Fisher’s house.
I sold an inflatable toupee to Sir Ian McKellan in Oakland. He was in a play with Patrick Stewart and was buying for him. I swear to the Lady his eyes fucking twinkled when he brought it to the counter.
My sister once knocked over Sandra Bullock’s kids in a bouncy house.
i met chuck palahniuk at a book event he was doing at naperville, il and we talked for a little while before he was due to speak and at one point he said, “hey, go sit in the front row right there, i’m about to get ready. your mom will catch up in a second, save her a seat.” and i later found out he asked my mom for my address to surprise me. he ended up mailing me a box of all kinds of gifts and wrote me a letter and everything.
and as a separate story, he’s not really a “celebrity” as he is just infamous, but my aunt’s partner got weed from ted bundy once
My dad nearly ran over Jason Bradbury as he drove around on a Segway in a car park of an Adele concert. We then went to Gadget Show live the next day and sat in the front row. Luckily he didn’t recognise him
what is it with you people and running over celebrities
My great-grandma sold a belt to Harrison Ford once.
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