femmegimli:

oneringofkeys:

femmegimli:

merry and pippin are the type of fake friends who gush about you behind your back but when you talk to them in person they call you a little bitch boy and steal your food

#i know im op but boromir ghostwrote this through me 

merry and pippin: and THEN he showed us how to do this crazy move to disarm your enemies and it was SO cool because boromir is like the best at everthing and he’s really nice and funny too-

boromir, overhearing this: aw thanks guys!

m&p: …..

merry: Literally didn’t ask

pippin: who the fuck are you

date-a-jew-suggestions:

dogblessyou:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

sweetbr1ar:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

sweetbr1ar:

captainlordauditor:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM

aww he should hang out with my dog

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE TELL UR DOG THEYRE A GOOD BOY

I’ll totally tell him! he is totally the best, here are two more photos from that joyous occasion. happy new year to you and gary!!

Broke: animals wearing Halloween costumes

Woke: animals wearing traditional Jewish clothing

I heard you like nice Jewish dogs?

This post is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

orestesdreams-pyladesloves:

2.4.4 The Remarks of the Principle Tenant

(Hapgood because I’ve been stuck at my university alllll dayyyyy)

Aw it’s so cute that Cosette loves their walks together!

Alms, almsss, for a miserable womannnn~~

Valjean ends up with the title “the beggar who gives alms” because of course he does. Towns must gossip. I love the continuation of Valjean just confounding the people around him.

WIGS!!! Valjean’s pockets are like Mary Poppins magic bag. Part of me wants to make this kinda sad, like he needs to make sure he’s prepared for any situation, but the other part makes me want a modern AU where Valjean takes on the stereotypical Soccer Mom role and has a large bag that’s filled with first aid kits, sunscreen, extra clothing etc. etc.

chizuu:

chizuu:

i genuinely hope anyone ages 13-15 on this website (or, god forbid, younger) stays safe and keeps their private information secure and really private 

please, if you’re really young on tumblr, try not to get swept up in the discourse and the tremendous amount of arguing with strangers that goes on here. i know you probably feel mature for your age but this website, like, really psychologically affects youth, and i encourage you to be cautious about your interactions with people on here

 please, kiddos, stay safe

additionally, for my young, non-adult followers,

  • depression memes about wanting to die aren’t a healthy coping mechanism and can lead to worsening symptoms of your own mental health if overindulged in
  • you are not garbage. or trash. i know these terms are popular on here, but you shouldn’t be calling yourself that. you have everything you need inside of you to become your best self, even if it’s hard to see that
  • seriously, really don’t trust adults who want to date you. don’t trust adults who call you hot, flirt with you, ask you sexual questions, or ask you for nudes. (that last one is VERY illegal, also, please get help from a trusted non-creepy adult if this happens to you)
  • the opinions of complete strangers who aren’t interacting with you typically aren’t worth it. move on, use the block button. it’s not worth engaging with people who are going to make you feel awful or unsafe
  • take breaks from tumblr if it’s getting really stressful for you. talk to friends if you’ve got em, play a videogame or do whatever it is that can take your mind off the massive amounts of Hell on this website
  • recovery is good. it’s really, really good. if you’re having mental health issues, please seek out help if you can, or ask a trusted adult or friend for guidance. you are not alone. don’t let this website make you feel like you are