the purple and green represent ace, aro, nb and nd people. the circle in the middle represents a black hole, hence the lack of humanity/dehumanization. the white represents the unity of our communities.
my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read
I want to thank Tumblr and the internet for introducing me to the concept of being aromantic and giving me a word for why I’m just not that into the idea of being “in love” for myself.
security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
One time I went to the art museum with my friend and we got into an elevator where there was a very conspicuous camera. My friend looked right into the camera and started salaciously rubbing his shirt over his nipples and giving bedroom eyes to the camera. I smacked him and told him to stop, he was going to get us kicked out. He said “don’t worry, they have a whole museum of fancy art to watch, they’re not watching the elevator cams”.
When we got to the top floor, the elevator doors opened and there was a museum docent standing there like she was just…waiting for us. She said “My friends in security asked me to come up here and tell you that they received your message and they like what you’ve got.” and she just. Walked away. And my friend’s entire body turned red and I haven’t stopped laughing to this day.
and I don’t mean the “”””capes”””” that stores carry nowadays
miss me with that contemporary nonsense
I’m talking about
C A P E S
think about how dramatically you could enter a room with a cape billowing behind you??!?!DARTH VADER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA PEOPLE (about the capes, not everything else…)
Okay but front-open capes with closures at the neck are hell to wear. They choke you and don’t really keep you warm if you need to do anything with your arms. That modern cloak had the right idea, it just didn’t go hard enough.
Let’s bring back MUSKETEER CAPES
NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!
YES! I WILL SIGN WHATEVER PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
Cape me you bastards!
I want one of those capes so bad you don’t even know
so today was my first day back at camp and this years basically my first year where im like being a full on girl at camp and so like i was with my group today which is mostly kids whove known me for like 3 years at this point and one kid who knows me less well and like this kids 9 right so he asks me if im a boy or a girl like right off the bat cuz well, hes 9. I tell him im a girl and one of the other kids is like What!? no youre not. and im like i sure am. Another kid asks “then why were you a boy last year?” im like getting ready to figure out how the hell im gonna explain this to a kid in like 4 seconds. and then another kid asks “omg was you pretending to be a boy just an elaborate joke you and the other counselors were playing on us?!??” i just kinda stand there and im like………………………… yes. they all get cracked up because they think me pretending to be a boy was like, the funniest, most long term prank that has ever been committed to them and like i gotta say, i wholeheartedly agree that being amab is just a fucking joke.
another kid was like “but wait? you had a girlfriend last year?” as if she thinks shes just seen through me by asking that simple question and i just say “sometimes girls have girlfriends” and she just nods like i just said the wisest fucking thing anyone has ever fucking said
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