If you’ve been watching the noise and paying attention to California, you’ve heard about the Camp Fire.
In a matter of hours, the fire jumped to 20,000 acres. This morning it reached 70,000. My town of Paradise, where I’ve lived my entire life, was consumed entirely. Very little containment has been reached and the situation is absolute hell.
My house was one of the first to go.
My mom and my sisters and I barely got out, in separate cars, and we got separated for 10 hours. My mom and little sister were stuck in Paradise with all my pets in the flames until my stepdad was able to get gas to them so they could get out. My cat was lost, and I personally was only able to grab an extremely small amount of my own belongings because I was helping my mom to grab important documents and photos and to get the pets situated.
We are now homeless, with no clue where to go from here, and desperately in need of help to get food, clothes, supplies, anything. My mom has been disabled for 3 years and we survive on a single income from my stepdad, who is a firefighter. His friends have been hurt trying to fight this. We have a dog with us, and two guinea pigs, and a bearded dragon.
My mom set up a fundraiser, even though we are not at all the type to ask for so much help.
instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything
so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot
then save it and upload it to that site
and itll give you an option to download it
so do that and then install it BAM
I JUST GOT THIS ON MY TABLET IT’S SO COOL OH MY GOD
for some reason it refused to recognize the third page of my letters but they were all pretty unnecessary mathematic things anyway so I’m not too worried. still something to keep in mind though, I hope it doesn’t happen for you!
paintfont.com would be a good place to go to quickly make a custom font for your comic!
ehh
It looks just as horrible in real life..even worse with the letter attached…
I’ll try this later.
you can also use alternative alphabets
Welp. Guess I know what font I’m gonna be using for comics from now on. B)
Welp. Looks like I have to do this now. So I can use this for Tengri’s asks.
For some reason there is no apostrophe in my set, but it still looks cool.
Ezra confirming he’s genderfluid is great, but it’s also the absolute most minor detail in this wild article
Please read this entire thing about how Ezra Miller is basically Ronan Lynch in Vermont and how he’s delivering goat babies
I need to buy an issue of this
[John Mulaney voice] You’re gonna close with genderfluid?? That is not the most dramatic thing that you just said.
I have compiled a list of some of the ridiculous things said by Exra Miller in the article such as but not limited to:
– “The Juice of the Biggest Boy”
– “If I think about what [McQueen] would want me to do while wearing this coat—fucking be a midwife at a goat birth?”
– “GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, YOU CANNOT RUN, YOU CANNOT HIDE, IT’S GOAT BIRTH, GOAT BIRTH, NO ESCAPING, NO ESCAPING, GOAT BIRTH!”
– “Welcome to elementary school, you terrifying freak!”
– “I am Ezra. But you can call me Lil Baby, or Sweet Bitch.”
– “Art makes art. We are but puppets for the great art puppeteer.”
– “I don’t know about you. I’m looking for a rooster-type man.”
– “Let’s drop men like flies. I’m withit. And then let’s rehabilitate them when they’re on the ground. This is some Wonder Woman shit right here. What’s the Amazonian solution to this?”
– “Man, that is a dangle of mucus. We are definitely getting there. Sorry, not to be vivid with you.”
– “Where are you going, where are [orange caterpillar] going, where are you going?”
@void-whisper The definitive proof that Ezra is another immortal being, like Keanu
I’m happy these immortals are feeling safe enough to come out, it must be hard living in the shadows for thousands of years, Keanu must definitely arrange a party for immortal friends
Hey, can someone who knows their way around an image editing program please modify an image from Space Invaders to be the colors of the asexual pride flag and change the name to Ace Invaders because we are so damn dangerous and clearly don’t belong in LGBT+ areas and we just love “invading safe spaces”. I may make the design into a shirt and wear it always just so people don’t mistake me for something I’m not.
I did the thing
I read that as change it to the asexual pirate flag instead of pride flag
GRAPHICS PEEPS, CAN WE GET AN ACE PIRATE FLAG, TOO?
every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself
so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead
now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here
the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family
eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again
and so it begins..
i was not fucking ready for this photograph
… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen
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