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geekyghostie:

vealot:

good-night-bandit:

vealot:

while you were partying i was stomping on oranges

while you were having premarital sex i was dehydrating tangerines

While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy

and now that the world is on fire and the kumquats are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

I’m honestly terrified of this post??

i stuck a lemon in the microwave and it fuckign exploded and i will do it again

brokuto-koutarous-mom:

picaso:

picaso:

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

he is here….

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

puppyquaket:

allthingsships:

lost-and-confused-fallen-angel:

brethewriter:

hedwig-of-the-tardis:

kagamine-kai:

sunshiine-state-of-mind:

kateitron:

wendy-darling-forever:

avatarkatnisspotter:

acciobowtie:

thatoneweirdfilmmajor:

theplaidlad:

thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis:

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What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

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i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

what just happened

this makes me uncomfortable, 

then do =x+2+ for the next part

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

What is this sorcery?!?!

this is my favorite post on tumblr

the ending is: 12=x1=

So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:

– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +
– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +
= + 1 = + 1

– 7 2 + 7
= x + 2 +
= 2 + 2 1
= x + 2 +

– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +
– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +

– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +
– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +

– 7 2 + 7
= x + 2 +

– 7 2 + 7
= x + 2 +
= 7 7 2 +
= x + 2 +
= x – 7
– 2

– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +
= x + 2 1
= x + 2 +
1 2 = x 1 =

My mind just broke

*writes furiously*

Mom: Are you writing an essay?

Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely. 

Omg I found it again. This is amazing!