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thispreciousthing:

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

vasmemeas:

xelamanrique318:

“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”

please let’s not forget

zagreus:

zagreus:

i’ve gained a lot more affection for the lord of the rings movies since the hobbit “adaptation” because it gave us all a horrifying glimpse of just how much worse it could have been

used to get upset at all the changes and omissions in LOTR but now i’m just like “oh thank fuck this actually resembles the original story to some degree and communicates SOME of the themes moderately effectively every once in a while”

hawkeye1964:

oh good

yu-iu:

Afternoon

faeai:

that was cool toward the end of les mis how javert jumped into the seine and swam away. where did he go? i hope hes living a nice quiet life in a sweet cottage somewhere. hopefully he didnt have to swim for too long

camelpimp:

I think the true measure of a person’s character is this: in a game with a character creater, do you:

A) just use the default

B) recreate yourself

C) recreate a popular character

D) make your oc

E) just make whatever looks the coolest/prettiest

F) monster factory that shit

seras-sanctum:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine

Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it

soggymuse:

theladyinquisitors:

lordstark:

“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something

but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”

like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.

Can I hop aboard?