arofili:

When Legolas struck out on his own, he’d thought he could work his way up to stardom in the normal way. Now, stuck on an endless road trip with his irritating neighbor Gimli, his college roommate Aragorn, four hobbit hitchhikers, a wizard, and Boromir, the stranger that got all of them into this mess, he’s worried that his only shot at fame is a grisly demise at the hands of mind-controlled orcs. Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to try and fight against Barad-dûr, Incorporated, no matter what CEO Mairon is up to…

Begin the adventure! || CHAPTER 1

if you aren’t reading this fic yet, now is a fantastic time to check it out!

CHAPTER 5 IS UP!!

ft.: the beginning of a 3 part series on the Council of Elrond! hobbit nonsense! weird tension between aragorn and boromir! (is it political? is it gay? is it a symptom of the ~mysterious virus~? you decide!) weed! and of course… foreshadowing!

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love

like, idk. I used to feel so compelled to make excuses for being single, whether it was self-deprecating jokes about myself or insisting that I was too busy for a relationship or making myself go out on uncomfortable and pointless dates just to make a show of trying to not be single. there’s such an expectation that if you’re single you should be actively working of changing that, and it’s like. nah. there are 9999 other things you can be focusing your time and energy on and if you don’t really feel like being in a relationship now or ever that’s cool.

vintage-jehan:

My favourite thing about ridiculously tall!Bahorel is just imagining Bahorel randomly picking up and carrying around various Amis for whatever reasons like:

  • Enjolras and Grantaire are arguing and at one point Bahorel just stands up, throws Enjolras over his shoulder – who will later deny that he totally shrieked there a little – and puts him back down at the other end of the room to calm down.
  • Bahorel carrying Joly on his shoulders when he’s having a bad day with his leg, Joly using his cane to poke people from Bahorel’s back giggling into his ear
  • Courfeyrac as the smallest of the Amis being picked up by Bahorel whenever he wants to shout at some bigoted assholte two heads taller than him
  • A drunk Bossuet can usually be found on Bahorel’s back, arms stretched out shouting ‘EEEEEAGLE’
  • During boxing training with Grantaire Bahorel just sometimes grabs him around the waist and throws him over the shoulder and ‘This is not how it works Bahorel, we’re not wrestling, let me the fuck down!’ ‘You wanna wrestle? I can let you down if you wanna wrestle.’’Shut up, asshole.’ ‘Aww.’
  • Jehan having writer’s blog and Bahorel just walking over and picking them up by their feet so they’re upside down and Jehan’s just like, ‘Oh, new perspective, good idea, thanks Bahorel!’
  • Feuilly falling asleep while they’re watching a movie and Bahorel silently turning off the tv and carefully picking him up to carry him to the bed with a soft smile on his face
  • Combeferre is actually the only one who’s able to pick up Bahorel because they’re about the same height, he does, once, when Bahorel is drunk and not really able to walk anymore (Bahorel starts crying because ‘It’s so beautiful up here, oh my god’, the stars are like, in my face! Hey Feuilly! The sky has freckles too!!)

poisonsocks:

ok so has anyone ever considered stage actor enjolras and techie grantaire??? 

some important points

– grantaire most definitely plans his lighting cues exactly when they make enjolras’ hair glow like a halo

– enjolras always playing the leading man/love interest characters because he’s just so beautiful and has the voice of an angel

– because of all the women that he very convincingly kisses on stage, grantaire is so sure he’s straight

– this doesn’t stop grantaire from flirting with him whenever possible (and most definitely missing sound and light cues because of it)

– when costumer jehan tells grantaire that enj is gay as hell, he couldn’t be happier

– stage manger combeferre is definitely done with all of the pining and shit like come on guys its distracting from the show

– enjolras’ fellow actors cosette, courfeyrac, musichetta, and marius keep trying to tell enj that grantaire likes him, dammit, but enj is having none of it. theres just no way, and besides, itd distract from the show

– the very small pit of éponine, joly, bossuet, montparnasse, and floreal (who i really should talk about more)

– feuilly is the set designer and he builds them with the help of his boyfriend bahorel and they are killing it

– valjean is the director

– no, cosette got in on pure talent

– valjean aint about that favoritism life yes he is

vintage-jehan:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the beauty that is Bahorel and Cosette being absolute BFFs:

  • Again, 6’4’’ Bahorel and 5’1’’ Cosette being absolute BFFs
  • matching Halloween costumes which they then post on their fashion blog
    (their best one has to be Peter Pan & Tinkerbell because they both
    look amazing in green and Bahorel’s wings were absolutely gorgeous)

  • Always making the cake together for when it’s another Ami’s birthday, Bahorel bakes, Cosette does the decorating (because Bahorel sucks at decorating), everyone agrees that they have yet to top the five layered peanut butter chocolate cake for Gavroche’s tenth birthday
  • Bahorel teaching Cosette self-defence (She accidentally breaks his arm once, he’s never been more proud)
  • Cosette holding Bahorel’s hand the entire time when he gets his first tattoo because, ‘It can’t be that ba- HOLY FUCK’
  • Going shopping together
  • Going wedding dress shopping together when Cosette and Marius get engaged (Bahorel gets drunk on champagne because he’s classy okay, and also crying at literally every dress Cosette tries on).
  • Bahorel staring at Cosette completely scandalized the first time she curses like a bloody sailor and she’s like, ‘What? You basically said the same thing like, ten minutes ago’ ‘Yeah, but I wasn’t raISED BY NUNS.’
  • Every time someone assumes they’re together Bahorel’s like, ‘Oh god no,
    she’s way too punk for me’. Cosette, in her pale pink pastel dress,
    smiles. People scutter away terrified. They high-five

  • Cosette being the first one Bahorel called when he figured out he had a crush on Feuilly because, ‘YOU’RE DATING A GINGER RIGHT HOW DO YOU WHAT DO YOU WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!’ (After she calmed him down a bit and they talked for like two hours, he called Parnasse who too, has experience with dating a certain other ginger only to be threatened to have all of his waistcoats sliced up and ‘YES THE PURPLE ONE TOO EVEN THOUGH IT’S FUCKING GORGEOUS, I SWEAR TO GOD , IT’S FUCKING 3 AM, GO THE FUCK BACK TO SLEEP, ASSHOLE’)