opal-ace:

gaelic-moon-daughter:

anar-tea:

sectual-tention:

sm0k3-ring:

blackpoeticinjustice:

verdant-witch:

s1n-pie:

mizzhabibi:

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

Me, a white chick *sees anything pumpkin spice*: IT’S WHITE GIRL SEASONNNN

7. Some of us legit make these jokes about ourselves (speaking from experience)

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

When pet owners talk about their pets it’s guaranteed to fall under one of two categories:

  • Rover is the sweetest kindest force in my life, my closest ally, my best friend, the family member who molded me as a person who I would absolutely lay down my life for. Please let me show you photos of this perfection incarnate.
  • Socks is on double secret baby probation now and she’s gated in the living room because she wont stop sneaking out and trying to eat all the towels in the house, like the bastard idiot child she is.

I would like to clarify this is not a “which type of pet owner are you” post. There is no choosing. Pet owners are both of these, all the time, forever. It’s a matter of which one is the conversation topic of the day, and the outcome depends entirely upon how recently their pet tried to eat plastic

things I have seen adult, professional archaeologists do, on the clock

archaeologysucks:

  • Eat a worm.
  • Chant “EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!”
  • Launch water balloons across the site at the portable toilet when someone was using it.
  • Back the work vehicle up against the door of the portable toilet to trap someone inside.
  • “Gently” tap the crew vehicle in front of them with the bumper of their vehicle.
  • Discreetly vomit in the bushes due to hangover.
  • Intentionally run over roadkill while laughing maniacally.
  • “Moon” the work camera.
  • Topless Day
  • Throw a co-worker into the bog of water-screening run-off sludge.
  • Flint-knap right next to a test unit.
  • Chase one another around with a dildo they found (and then bag it as an “artifact” and send it back to the lab).
  • Draw a smiley face on their hardhat in their own blood.
  • Write off a shovel probe because there was a horse standing on the spot that wouldn’t move.
  • Yell out, “I peed on a snake! :D”
  • Have a shovel fight.