aaahh thank you

twinsfawn:

build-a-bear needs to start a cryptid collection. i want a plush mothman that makes squeaking noises and smells like campfire with a hint of fresh pine.

algrenion:

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

jeffersonxjinkx:

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

• “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
• “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
• “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
• “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
• “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
• “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
• “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
• “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
• “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
• “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”

soracities:

me: *has a literal mountain of uncompleted tasks*
also me: *decides to learn russian at 3.a.m*