I was looking over some notes I’d taken in a lecture and one of them just said “I’ll kill Freud with my bare hands”

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

beeawolf:

me: yes i speak that language

me: no not that part

thebootydiaries:

me: *writes adult email*

me: *hits send while screaming loudly*

5, 13, 16, and 17 for the bookworm asks, please. 🙂📖

5. where do you love to read?

The end of the couch by the armrest.

13. what books make you happy?

I really like The Golem and the Jinni by Helene Wecker. Also The Hobbit because it’s really familiar and comforting.

16. how do you bookmark books?

My grandma usually uses tags on Christmas presents that are about the same size and material as business cards and I usually save them and and use them as bookmarks.

17. policy on book-lending?

I guess if it’s somebody I know pretty well? Also if I know they will take care of it.

cupids-aro:

Me: *sees an ask game*

Me: What a great way for my followers to get to know me!

Ask game: 1) Who was your last kiss? 2) Who do you wanna kiss? 3) If the last person you kissed said they loved you what would you do?

Me: What the Fuck? WhAt The fUCk?

jewishmilesedgeworth:

jewishmilesedgeworth:

jewishmilesedgeworth:

so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max

concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right?
me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….

i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels

rpenthusiast:

I want to thank Tumblr and the internet for introducing me to the concept of being aromantic and giving me a word for why I’m just not that into the idea of being “in love” for myself.