new tech can be fun and I am currently the kind of smartphone addicted teen that old ppl love to make those ugly cartoons about but the SECOND they invent some kinda device that taps into your brain and reads your thoughts I am OUT I will go and live in a COTTAGE in the FOREST and carve LITTLE WOODEN HORSES
Unrelated, but boy do I wish I were an anthropology major in college right about now so that I could write a bombing thesis on why doing the hokey pokey at Hurricane Florence in the hopes that she’ll turn herself around is a seemingly legitimate modernized attempt at animistic folk magic.
1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.
2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain
not to get into handwriting discourse here but im sick of people who write short fat letters all the same size getting all the attention for having “pretty handwriting” when my illegible loopy scrawl is just as good. romanticize shitty halfway cursive again!!!!!
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