shock:

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

cripples-r-us-swag:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

tinsnip:

Adulthood appears to be comprised mostly of:

1. sore back

2. kinda tired

3. i can do what the fuck i want~~~

3a. but mostly i’m too sore

3b. and too tired

4. bills

5. Avoiding making phone calls I desperately need to make

animedads:

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

maryams:

Inspired by me and my mom both reaching to turn up Africa – Toto at the same time when it came on the radio

13mo:

im a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

feminismandmedia:

I want to go apple picking, wear scarves, drink hot cider, maybe drink some pumpkin spice, and impeach Trump… you know, just fall stuff.

cyberscully:

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.