sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal
Tag: about me
october-december is the best time of the year and you can’t tell me otherwise.
i dont trust anybody who tries to prove that characters arent queer
god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put these pillows and fluffy animals back on my bed every fukin morning from now on and like that night you can barely sleep cause you’re so excited to be sleeping in ur new room layout and then the novelty wears off and you go back to your messy self idk or was that just me
Relatable
Ace culture is laying in bed at midnight every Wednesday having a crisis because you don’t know what does and doesn’t count as attraction and if you’ve ever felt it before because that shit makes no sense and is confusing as heck.
Listen, I like a good romantic pop song as much as the next guy, but there’s always that point when you’re listening to a song that you’ve heard a thousand times before and you’re suddenly just viscerally aware of the fact that you relate to absolutely none of the lyrics, and never will, and that’s just a real time.
How to tell they’re gay:
• They do not sit in chairs properly.
The real homosexual agenda is sitting on tables. Or floors. Or two chairs at once with your feet propped up on one.
I can’t believe a post has awoken and outed my sexuality
i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit
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