time is hard
Tag: about me
I had an epiphany
when youre both its out of control
if i was ever sent back in time i wouldn’t make it 12 hours before being arrested for female hysteria after (appropriately) punching a man in the face
“you’re asexual? so you’re a plant lol”
haha actually many plants have sex that’s what flowers are for you dumb fuck. you goon. you absolute idiot. you’re the plant here.
Ikr plants have more sex life then most aces
exactly. a better comparison would be strawberries; strawberries are asexual
They send runners out to take over more land.
Strawberries are an empire
reblog if you’re a strawberry taking over land to build your empire
finally, a post i can relate to
me, writing, throwing commas around like i’ve just won the lottery and i’m exulting in my winnings, needlessly, passionately, with no thought to the consequences,
my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland
my animagus form is mothman
instead of, you know, actually reading, I’ve been searching for even more books to read. ya feel?
me, sitting in front of a window, absolutely in no danger: what if someone is tryin g to snipe me right now.
in this house we do grandma activities
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