Lawful evil – finding loopholes in rules and exploiting them to death, manipulating people ‘for their own good’, white lies, really fucking annoying, gets distracted way too easily, refusing to see things ‘case by case’ because rules are rules, literally no empathy, ‘well technically you…’
Neutral evil – silently knowing everything about everyone and taking satisfaction in the fact you could blackmail all of them, but never actually doing it, maybe threaten to, once or twice, waiting for someone to finish their rant and dismantling the whole thing with one sarcastic sentence
Chaotic evil – what the fuck are they, hunting down racists/homophobes/sexists to attack, arguing with strangers in the comments section, really weird compliments that sound like threats but are kinda sweet, has more than three tumblr blogs, shitposts on all of them, ‘shut the actual fuck up and listen’
Lawful good – THE JUSTICE SYSTEM, extensive personal code of ethics, will fight until you listen to their opinion, educates themselves on topics BEFORE they argue about them,because they have common sense, will sometimes go off on really academic sounding tangents about societal issues, ridiculously smart and works for it
Neutral good – is just generally sweet, not too friendly to anyone, is someone spoke shit about them nobody would believe it, kinda blends in to the background, people rant to them because they’re a ‘good listener’ but they just don’t wanna comment and cause problems, comforting presence, never takes sides, is judging you tho
Chaotic good – stays up way too late comforting people and is too tired to function the next day, returns lost wallets with half the money missing, owns up to mistakes but makes the same ones anyway, puts ‘lol’ at the end of sweet texts, post it note messages, backhanded compliments, attending protests and signing petitions
Lawful neutral – as long as it’s not illegal they don’t give a shit, kinda loose morals but still has a higher moral ground than you, torn between keeping order and filming whatever stupid shit you’re gonna do, the mum friend that silently judges from the corner and steps in when there’s a disaster
True neutral – cares about own interests, let’s the world fuck itself up and kinda just observes, ‘I wouldn’t do it but I’m not gonna stop them because it’s funny’, shrugs about a thousand times a day, good listener because they don’t really wanna talk, kinda oblivious to the world but somehow not naive
Chaotic neutral – plays devils advocate to wind people up, bullshits everything, can debate either side flawlessly and will, lets disliked people do stupid shit but protects their friends, the little shit that snitches to prove a point, who called the police? PROBABLY THEM, if they’re quiet somethings wrong
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