Cat! who hast passed thy grand climacteric, How many mice and rats hast in thy days Destroyed? How many tit-bits stolen? Gaze With those bright languid segments green, and prick Those velvet ears – but prithee do not stick Thy latent talons in me, and up-raise Thy gentle mew, and tell me all thy frays Of fish and mice, and rats and tender chick. Nay, look not down, nor lick thy dainty wrists – For all thy wheezy asthma, and for all Thy tail’s tip is nicked off, and though the fists Of many a maid have given thee many a maul, Still is that fur as soft as when the lists In youth thou enteredst on glass-bottled wall.
“1 in 4 people owns a cat” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person owns 0 cats. Freddie Mercury, who lives in cave & adopts over 10,000 cats each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted