Tag: animals

catmeme:

catmeme:

catmeme:

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

the front paws. i love that

its just very good

manuscripts-never-burn:

steelplatedhearts:

zoreta:

exeggutor:

We like to think the internet within the past half decade or so has honed shitposting down to a science but racing horse names have us beat by decades

This is a case of necessity is the mother of invention- for both race horses and purebred show animals, every.single.animal. needs to have a unique name for record keeping purposes.

Imagine trying to come up with a cool username if you aren’t allowed to add random numbers and underscores- only pronounceable words. Now imagine that this website has had tens of millions of users, and even after someone leaves the site their username can never be recycled.

WELCOME TO PEDIGREE SHITPOST BINGO

Pedigree Shitpost Bingo would make a great horse name

The best one I ever heard was someone sent in a list of possible names, and then at the bottom of the list, wrote, “This is a damn stupid way to run a business.”

All the possible names were taken. Guess what the horse’s name was registered as?

This Is a Damn Stupid Way to Run a Business

impistry:

abbysucks:

finnglas:

raining-skies:

vintageinstepford:

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

I JUST WANT TO PET HER LITTLE HEAD OMG?

you dont gotta make up a story about a lucky cat to get people to reblog your cat OP

Aww I just want to give her a little kiss on top of her head

catsuggest:

emmersdrawberry:

catsuggest:

heckyjecky:

catsuggest:

the oppressione never cease

what happened cat?

im was given one (1) treat. only one

Cat u will get chunky if u eat too many

then let me be chunk

littlegayzigzag:

littlegayzigzag:

i dont trust birds. fuckin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there

fuck. shit. youre right. fuck.