My favourite thing about ridiculously tall!Bahorel is just imagining Bahorel randomly picking up and carrying around various Amis for whatever reasons like:
Enjolras and Grantaire are arguing and at one point Bahorel just stands up, throws Enjolras over his shoulder – who will later deny that he totally shrieked there a little – and puts him back down at the other end of the room to calm down.
Bahorel carrying Joly on his shoulders when he’s having a bad day with his leg, Joly using his cane to poke people from Bahorel’s back giggling into his ear
Courfeyrac as the smallest of the Amis being picked up by Bahorel whenever he wants to shout at some bigoted assholte two heads taller than him
A drunk Bossuet can usually be found on Bahorel’s back, arms stretched out shouting ‘EEEEEAGLE’
During boxing training with Grantaire Bahorel just sometimes grabs him around the waist and throws him over the shoulder and ‘This is not how it works Bahorel, we’re not wrestling, let me the fuck down!’ ‘You wanna wrestle? I can let you down if you wanna wrestle.’’Shut up, asshole.’ ‘Aww.’
Jehan having writer’s blog and Bahorel just walking over and picking them up by their feet so they’re upside down and Jehan’s just like, ‘Oh, new perspective, good idea, thanks Bahorel!’
Feuilly falling asleep while they’re watching a movie and Bahorel silently turning off the tv and carefully picking him up to carry him to the bed with a soft smile on his face
Combeferre is actually the only one who’s able to pick up Bahorel because they’re about the same height, he does, once, when Bahorel is drunk and not really able to walk anymore (Bahorel starts crying because ‘It’s so beautiful up here, oh my god’, the stars are like, in my face! Hey Feuilly! The sky has freckles too!!)
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the beauty that is Bahorel and Cosette being absolute BFFs:
Again, 6’4’’ Bahorel and 5’1’’ Cosette being absolute BFFs
matching Halloween costumes which they then post on their fashion blog
(their best one has to be Peter Pan & Tinkerbell because they both
look amazing in green and Bahorel’s wings were absolutely gorgeous)
Always making the cake together for when it’s another Ami’s birthday, Bahorel bakes, Cosette does the decorating (because Bahorel sucks at decorating), everyone agrees that they have yet to top the five layered peanut butter chocolate cake for Gavroche’s tenth birthday
Bahorel teaching Cosette self-defence (She accidentally breaks his arm once, he’s never been more proud)
Cosette holding Bahorel’s hand the entire time when he gets his first tattoo because, ‘It can’t be that ba- HOLY FUCK’
Going shopping together
Going wedding dress shopping together when Cosette and Marius get engaged (Bahorel gets drunk on champagne because he’s classy okay, and also crying at literally every dress Cosette tries on).
Bahorel staring at Cosette completely scandalized the first time she curses like a bloody sailor and she’s like, ‘What? You basically said the same thing like, ten minutes ago’ ‘Yeah, but I wasn’t raISED BY NUNS.’
Every time someone assumes they’re together Bahorel’s like, ‘Oh god no,
she’s way too punk for me’. Cosette, in her pale pink pastel dress,
smiles. People scutter away terrified. They high-five
Cosette being the first one Bahorel called when he figured out he had a crush on Feuilly because, ‘YOU’RE DATING A GINGER RIGHT HOW DO YOU WHAT DO YOU WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!’ (After she calmed him down a bit and they talked for like two hours, he called Parnasse who too, has experience with dating a certain other ginger only to be threatened to have all of his waistcoats sliced up and ‘YES THE PURPLE ONE TOO EVEN THOUGH IT’S FUCKING GORGEOUS, I SWEAR TO GOD , IT’S FUCKING 3 AM, GO THE FUCK BACK TO SLEEP, ASSHOLE’)
Grantaire who gets a big dopey smile when he’s genuinely happy is my literal weakness.
Like, Jehan says something about how cute dark curly hair is with bright blue eyes and nudges R. And it takes a while for it to register and then there’s just this massive smile on R’s face.
Or Bahorel tackles him to the ground in a fight but they end up laughing because they’re both too ticklish for this shit and once they catch their breath, R’s smiling so broadly it hurts.
Or Joly and Bossuet plan a mini flash mob for R’s birthday and his smile takes a few seconds to get there but days to leave.
And the first time Enjolras said he loves him, he thinks R’s mocking him because he’s kind of smirking but it slowly grows into this gorgeous smile that R promptly buries in Enjolras’ neck.
Ugh.
Grantaire with this rare dopey smile that is literal perfection.
I really fancied drawing @deboracabral‘s version of Enjolras with his pointy ass nose, and I was also gonna draw her version of R too… but my version of R just demanded to come out and be sassy instead.
Oh no look at how pretty he is, I’m crying
Two can play at this game
Grantaire is like ‘oh shit there’s another one’
I see you… and I raise you… Grantaireception
“Can you believe them?”
–…Which one is your Jehan?
–I don’t know… I think they’re the one with bangs? Or I think I’ve seen them wear that T shirt before.
–I think they switched clothes.
–Oh god it’s like the Parent Trap.
“Idk just pick any”
–I think I’m seeing double.
–I don’t know how you’re supposed to see at all in these!!?
–What are you talking about? You’re blinder than I am!
“Both?” “Both is good”
–I think I hear someone coming!! Glitter bomb is armed and ready!!
–Well hurry up! We’re not as light as we think we are!
“I wonder what these sounds are” “I’m sure it’s not a glitter bomb being set”
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