Marius and Courf dressing up as Mario and Luigi for Halloween and all Marius says all night is “It’s a me, Marius!” No one finds this even remotely funny except for Marius himself and Bossuet, who cries from laughter everytime he hears it.
Enjolras is actually very good at chess but gets upset over sacrificing pawns for the sake of the king and goes off about how monarchy is wrong while obliterating Combeferre in under ten moves.
Combeferre: Are you moving your knight or not?
Enjolras: … I am. Checkmate.
Courfeyrac: THAT’S YOUR THIRD GAME IN TEN MINUTES, WTF.
Prouvaire’s the one who gets upset if sacrificing the horses and towers is necessary.
Courfeyrac: Come on, man, is not a real horse!
Prouvaire: HE IS TO ME!
Ends up winning the game anyway and saying “I’ve done those horses justice today, they shall never be forgotten…”
Feuilly: why are you guys like this
Feuilly and Courfeyrac and Bossuet are the only people who do not have strong opinions about chess.
now I want a fic where Grantaire forgets his sketchbook one day and instead of Enjolras finding it and seeing it’s full of pictures of himself he finds it and it’s full of pictures of Joly and Bossuet as different types of dinosaurs
Bossuet: Why are you being so nice to Enjolras?
Grantaire: Because I’m a good person, and I’m polite and nice to everyone.
Bossuet: … You’re in love with him, aren’t you?
Grantaire: … Yeah.
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