Grantaire: Where’s all the wine? I can’t sit through one of these things sober.
Bossuet: We put the wine where you were before you met Enjolras.
Grantaire:
Grantaire: [opens the closet]
Grantaire: Oh ha ha. Hilaaarious, guys.
soulmate au where everyone can’t see color until they meet their soulmate and joly and bossuet meet and they can only see primary colors and they’re like ‘oh!!!! this is what everyone must be talking about!!’ and then one day boss is late to a meeting and joly meets chetta and he can see secondary colors too and he’s like ..freaking out and chetta is only seeing primary colors then and she’s like ‘ok so!! what the fuck.’ and then when boss shows up they all realize and they just ‘oh shit!!!! we’re all soulmates!! holy fuck!!!!!’ and they’re all just grinning and joly is probably crying
enjolras, pointing to one kid in a picture: i wonder what happened to this guy, didn’t he have like a modeling contract at 16?
joly: oh yeah montparnasse, he and ep were like besties in 8th grade
bossuet: hey that guy was my dealer
enjolras: you smoked weed in high school?
bossuet: hell no we exchanged yu-gi-oh cards
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