Combeferre: Courf, we need to talk about your maturity.
Courfeyrac, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for a person standing in lava.
I feel bad but I laugh every time I’m watching the 2012 Les Mis movie and they’re on the barricade for the final battle and Combeferre just yells ‘There’s more men! There’s more men, Enjolras!’ Bc I know logically he’s talking about the National Guard but like I always imagine Enjolras being like ‘NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO CRITICISE MY DATING STANDARDS OKAY? GRANTAIRE ISN’T THAT BAD, FUCKING HELL.’
Grantaire: Where’s all the wine? I can’t sit through one of these things sober.
Bossuet: We put the wine where you were before you met Enjolras.
Grantaire:
Grantaire: [opens the closet]
Grantaire: Oh ha ha. Hilaaarious, guys.