I feel like people might care more about Marius & Cosette and how embarrassingly cute they are if more adaptations included:
- ALL THE TIMES THEY JUST LOOKED AT EACH OTHER “SUBTLY” in the park
- Their “first argument” with Marius mad at nothing and Cosette being bemused and a little bit frustrated because this happens when they haven’t even talked to each other yet so she has no idea why handsome boy is being an offended idiot.
- The way they only kiss once and then they spend their time talking to each other.
- THE WAY THEY TALK FOR HOURS AND MANAGE NOT TO SAY THEIR NAMES TO EACH OTHER UNTIL THEIR CONVERSATION IS OVER
- The time they giggled like adorable idiots for so long after Marius admits he used to think she was called Ursula
- The two hours where Marius bangs his head against a tree while Cosette cries because her father wants to leave for England.
- two hours. seriously. I just.
- this SHOULD BE IN EVERY ADAPTION EVER.
- Cosette tending to Marius while he’s sick after the barricades.
- Cosette cheekily saying that she’s got Marius so she doesn’t need a maid.
I’m not going into kinky territory, i’m not but …- Cosette holding her new husband at night because he has nightmares he doesn’t want to talk about, Cosette whispering reassurances and not asking about those names that pass through Marius’ lips sometimes.
- Marius holding his wife as she mourns her father and apologizing for hours and hours because it was because of him that Cosette couldn’t spent those last months with her dad, and Cosette feeling so angry at Marius and herself, feeling so guilty and lost and clinging to her husband.
- Marius and Cosette having only each other in the world as the people who truly cared about them and are not abusive (looking at you Gillenormad) are dead
- MARIUS AND COSETTE OKAY.
They’ve got so much potential as adorable dorks in love. When people ignore them, include them only because they feel they have to but spent so little time on them, when they’re called boring, or idiots, or annoying, or WORSE (looking at all the people who ever said Cosette and Marius should have died. AREN’T THERE ENOUGH DEAD PEOPLE IN LES MIS why them if you want to kill more Thénardier père is still fucking alive at the end of the book and a slave trader NOW WHO’S FUCKING WORSE), it hurts my soul. I love those romantic babies. I want them to be healthy with each other and support each other and love each other for the rest of their lives.
Tag: cosette
In this house, we love and respect Euphrasie “Cosette” Fauchelevent!
BUT HOGWARTS AU WITH ENJOLSETTE SIBLINGS WHO ARE RAISED BY FANTINE OKAY
so fantine is a muggle, but she’s like super beautiful, and tholomyes is a wizard. and they date for a while, and fantine (who is obviously a smart person) figures out that he’s a wizard and then proceeds to find out more about magic. like she’s DYING of curiosity and he’s a douche who won’t tell her anything about the magical world, even though he claims to ”’love her”’ so then she leaves him because she doesn’t want to be with someone who isn’t honest to her
but then she finds out she’s pregnant with twins. and enjolras and cosette are born. and like the idea that they might be magical doesnt even really occur to fantine for a long time, until one day enjolras and cosette are fighting over who gets the last pancake and cosette makes it magically float over to her plate. and then enjolras retaliates by magically making cosette’s orange juice fly up and hit her in the face. and then they both start tattling on each other to fantine
so then the next day, fantine tries to go to diagon alley, imagining that she can buy some books or something to help her understand more about magic so that she can help her children. but of course she can’t get in, because she’s a muggle. and sits down on the sidewalk for a while. and then a strange looking v tall wizard in a tattered and faded cloak- valjean – walks by and taps her shoulder and asks whats wrong
and she tells him about her life and enjolras and cosette and everything, and she begs him to let her into diagon alley because she really wants to know everything she can about magic so she can do the best for her children. and valjean smiles and kindly tells her that even if she goes in, she wont be able to buy anything, because all she has is muggle money. and she sighs and thanks him for listening and gets up to leave
but then like within seconds, he’s back, holding a bag overflowing with stuff. and she’s like “how did you do that so fast?” and he’s just like “i went in and bought stuff and then used a time turner to get back here. its no big deal.” and she laughs and tears up a little and hugs him and thanks him and then runs back home
and in the bag are things like mini broomsticks, the book ‘the tales of beedle the bard’ and other books like that, and a few wizard history books and a book about hogwarts so that fantine knows what to expect when enjolras and cosette turn eleven
and the next few years are difficult because its hard to raise two children who literally disappear and reappear somewhere else when they dont want to take a bath or go to sleep. but they’re really fun years and then enjolras and cosette get their hogwarts letters and fantine cries because she’s not going to get to see her babies everyday anymore
#THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC GOES AFTER VALJEAN BC HOW DARE HE LET A MUGGLE KNOW WE EXIST #AKA HERE COMES JAVERT IN THE STORY (via)
Here everyone have some of my Les Mis angst
(Enjolras+Grantaire, Valjean+Cosette, Eponine+Marius, Javert+crippling self-doubt)
I’ve been pondering the symbolism behind Valjean’s Christmastime rescue of little Cosette since Christmas Day, because honestly, the odds of Hugo choosing Chistmas randomly are pretty slim. He isn’t exactly subtle.
Cosette is hardly the infamous “Christ-like figure” of literature. But there are some striking elements that (deliberately, I would argue) fit in with the Christmas narrative: Valjean’s second gift to Cosette (after the doll, Catharine) is a gold Louis. Ultimately, he gives her three gifts—Catharine, the coin, and a new dress [i.e., the gifts of the Magi].
Cosette also sleeps under the stairs on a “bed” made up mostly of straw, as Christ slept in a manger; add to this that the Thenardiers run an inn, in which Cosette is provided no room, [though not because there is none]. On Christmas Eve, Mme. Thenardier also tells her husband that the next day, she will force Cosette to sleep outside (presumably in the stables/with the animals).
Valjean and Cosette also flee Thenardier from Montfermeil to Paris in what, upon further reflection, is probably an allusion to the Holy Family’s flight to Egypt.
Less-obviously, but still related to this scene, Fantine is—despite the degradation, desperation, and poverty of her final months of life—described as being pure (or as pure as she can be) and modest, and is a symbol of idealized motherhood. She may not be a virgin, but she’s clearly an “Ave” figure to whom connections with the Mother of God can be drawn. Moreover, though she was almost certainly born before Tholomeyes abandoned Fantine, Hugo almost makes it seem as if Cosette is fatherless from the first.
So yes, we can—and are probably meant to—say, “Aww, Christmas!” and get warm and fuzzies from Valjean’s adopting Cosette that day. But I think it’s really fascinating to dig a little deeper and see the significance of Christmas in the story.
basically if someone ever asks you to describe the characters in les mis you can tell them that cosette represents the pure good, the thénardiers represent the pure evil, jean valjean represents the good in evil, and javert represents the evil in good

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Inktober Day 1–The Old Man
HI, everyone! *waves wildly* I make no promises here, but I thought I’d try my hand at this, this year. ^_^
From this post, Characters of the Forest set: Inktober Day #1 – The Old Man
“I know a man who stepped off the path and didn’t find his
way home again for ten years and a day.”“I heard that an entire legion of soldiers lost their way in
there and became so confused they slew each other.”“Don’t forget the old man!”
“Who could forget the old man? Isn’t that how LeClerc busted up his leg last
month? Looking for that cursed treasure
of his?”“And we all know what happened to the miller’s boy.”
Sage nods all around.
Cosette had inched around the knot of travelers huddled
around their watered-down wine in their rickety chairs, sharing stories none
were present for as though they were experts.
Everyone in these parts had their stories. The children knew them all by heart, told
them in hushed whispers behind their hands at their lessons or in bold dramatic
renditions around their hearth fires while the adults were busy with more
important things.Yes, everyone had their stories. Everyone knew someone—a cousin, a friend, a
third cousin twice removed—who’d been lost, or changed so irrevocably that they
may as well have been, on a journey through the woods. So, anyone with any sense knew you didn’t go
into the woods alone, you didn’t go unguarded, and, above all else, you didn’t
go at night. Mothers in these parts were
less afraid of their daughters going off to canoodle with the boys under the
moonlight because they more afraid that those daughters would wander into the
woods and come back as someone very, very different. Something different. If they came back at all.Then again, Cosette had a story of her own. For if Cosette’s mother had heeded those
stories instead of dismissing them as they’d passed through all those years ago,
Cosette would have a family, still. But
her mother had gone into the woods—Cosette had been too young to understand why—and
never come back out again, leaving Cosette all alone.Alone.
You didn’t go into the woods alone.
The fairies, the wolves, the hermit, the dark spirits of
soldiers still fighting a lost fight, one of them would get you in the end.Cosette’s hands began to shake. The bucket.
The bucket had been so heavy, and she’d been so tired. She’d only sat down for a moment, just to
rest her arms. She’d sat down in the
middle of the path. It had been dusk,
but still light enough that she should have been safe. If she hadn’t sat down. If she hadn’t fallen asleep. And now… and now…Cosette was no longer alone.
There was a man in a yellow trench coat crouched just off the
path… and he was lifting her bucket, turning it this way and that, as though it
weighed nothing.But Cosette was more afraid of returning to Mme. Thenardier
without the water she’d been sent for, or worse, without the bucket, than she
was of the old man of the woods. Hiding
her shaking hands in a skirt so threadbare it barely hid her legs on a good day,
Cosette cleared her throat. “If you
please, sir, I’ll be in terrible trouble if I come home without the water in that
bucket.”The man slowly lowered the bucket to the ground and turned to
face Cosette. The hand he reached out to
Cosette with was large, callused, and terribly rough, but it was gentle when it
cupped her cheek, a touch so light even a baby bird would have felt safe in its
embrace. And it was warm. He was warm.
Cosette didn’t know how she’d missed that before.“I think it is rather your mother who should be in terrible trouble
for sending you out with such a burden so close to dark.”Cosette drooped, all the warmth leeching out of her with those
words, as her mother’s loss still leeched the warmth from every thought it
touched. Her voice barely a whisper, she
said, “Begging your pardon, sir, but the Thenardier is not my mother. My mother was lost in these woods, herself,
when I was still very, very young. She
walked into them one night and never walked out of them, again.”The old man froze for a moment, stilling in his place like a
creature startled by a loud noise. Thenardier. The magic word that had frozen him in his
tracks. The old man’s mouth worked
around the syllables, testing them, drawing them out. Finally, he let out a deep, juddering breath
and turned to look upon her once more. “Your
name is Cosette, then, is it not, child?”Cosette’s eyes widened, fear creeping in around the edges at
that pronouncement, for who but a spirit could distill such information from
simply conversing with her? All she
could do was nod in response. No words
would come. But, at that nod, the old
man’s face broke into a smile, bringing back all the warmth that had been lost
from the conversation moments hence. “Then,
Cosette, it is glad that I am to have found you.” And as warm as those words were, they were
nothing to the beauty of the ones which came next. “You need not mourn your mother any
longer. It is she who sent me to find
you.”You didn’t go into the woods alone, you didn’t go unguarded,
and, above all else, you didn’t go at night… but as Cosette felt herself lifted
to perch on the broad shoulders of the old man as though she weighed as little
to him as her bucket, she realized: she was not alone, she more well-guarded
upon these great shoulders than she had ever been before, and the old man’s yellow
trench coat was warmer than any sun.
Certainly, though, this night in the woods had changed her. That much was as true for her as it had been
for the miller’s boy. But for Cosette,
it had changed her for the better.She was no longer afraid, nor, she thought as she curled
into the old man’s warmth, would she ever be, again.
all the amis meet up in the afterlife and it’s tearful and they all try to comfort enjolras but courfeyrac, in the midst of this, does a headcount and he just . ‘where’s pontmercy??’ and they all look around at each other and bahorel ’…….that motherfucker.’ and enjolras just ‘are u Fucking Joking PONTMERCY IS ALIVE’
-marius and cosette’s wedding is very emotional for courfeyrac and he pretends to be crying tears of joy (which he is, but that’s besides the point) and everyone can kinda see the sadness there too and he’s just ‘awe man i would’ve gotten the best suit’ and ‘damn Right he doesn’t have a best man cause it’s ME SON. I’M THAT BOYS BEST MAN.’ and once he’s run out of jokes and his eyes are still teary and he just sadly smiles and ‘i wish i could’ve been there, y’know.’
-valjean arrives and he has to find his family but the barricade kids are waiting there for him and they meet him and shake his hand just to thank him for his help in the revolution and courfeyrac makes himself be last and he thanks valjean for saving marius so he could have a life
-the day baby fantine is born courfeyrac is popping bottles ‘THAT’S MY NIECE!!!!!! THAT’S MY NIECE LOOK AT HER BAHOREL LOOK SHE’S AN ANGEL!!! A TRUE GEM!!!!!!!’ ‘jehan, i love you dearly, but this is truly the most beautiful girl in all of paris.’
-and they have a son named jean which makes jehan’s chest puff up a bit and courfeyrac is SCREECHING ‘LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN FRANCE! MY OWN SON, IF YOU WILL.’ and courfeyrac sees that the baby’s middle name is courfeyrac and he starts crying and he, “that- THAT’s MY NEPHEW!!!!” and he’s just . “do you think they can feel my love from here??”
-cosette passes away first and courfeyrac waits alongside fantine and valjean and he lets them have their reunion and once they’ve calmed down jvj draws attention to courfeyrac and courf just ‘hello i know we’ve never met but i’m felix courfeyrac-’ and cosette lights up ‘you’re Courfeyrac?? oh marius talks so highly of you it’s such a pleasure to meet you’ and courfeyrac is beaming and he thanks her for giving marius a good life and they hang out from time to time
-and like . an estimated 30 yrs later jvj and fantine and cosette and eponine and all the kids are waiting and marius shows up and all the kids are just SCREMAING at him like HOLY FUCK SON!!!!!! U GOT UR GAL!!!!! UR ASS GOT SAVED!!!!!!!!! and you can hear a ‘MOVE, GET OUT OF MY WAY.’ and courfeyrac bursts through the cluster of boys and he jumps on marius ‘HEY YOU FUCKIN GEEZER I MISSED YOU.’ and marius just squeezes him as hard as he can and god marius is CRYING and courfeyrac doesn’t let go of him for like 3 minutes until he remembers others are here to see him and courfeyrac waits semi-patiently for him to meet fantine and reunite with cosette and jvj then after marius rushes back to courfeyrac so they can talk because it’s been far too long and he missed his best friend




