Plot twist: Les Amis first names are actually their own names backwards.
Ah, yes. My children: Sarlojne, Errefebmoc, Caryefruoc, Yloj, Teussob, Nahej, Lerohab, Ylliuef, and Eriatnarg.
enjolras, pointing through the window: oh look, grantaire is reading a christmas story to les amis
courfeyrac: see, i told you we could trust him to lead while we were gone
combeferre: i wonder what he’s reading…
grantaire, inside: t’was the night before bitchmas and all through the hut, one creature was stirring: me, busting a nut-