Enjolras: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?
Courfeyrac: A hobby
Enjolras: *folds arms*
Courfeyrac: …that I do not engage in
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Enjolras: I was afraid you’d stop thinking I was cool.
Courfeyrac: Enj, I have never once thought you were cool.
Courfeyrac: I like to use menimonic devices or little tricks to help me remember.
Combeferre: *concerned look*
Courfeyrac: Like the other day I met this guy named Carl. Now I might forget that name but he was wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt. What’s a band like the Grateful Dead? Phish. Where do Phish live? The ocean. What else lives in the ocean? Coral! Hello, Carl!
Combeferre: It’s mnemonic.
*later* *Courf’s phone rings*
Courfeyrac: Okay he looked like the drummer from Foreigner. A foreigner is not from France. France rhymes with ants. Ants ruin a picnic *picks up the phone* What’s up, Nick?
Gavroche and Courfeyrac: *High five*
Combeferre: *concerned look intensifies*
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