Tag: enjolras

Do you have a list of “shit Grantaire has said to avoid getting up in the morning”

courfsuggestions:

No, but I do have a list of Things Grantaire Has Said That Derailed Enjolras’ Train Of Thought Enough To Stop Talking. This includes:

“My car doesn’t have a brake it has a safeword”

After Enjolras’ leg bumped into his “watch where you’re putting your noodles bone stilts McGee”

“#stop normalizing eyelashes”

To the tune of Mr. Sandman “Mr. SnoopDog, light up a weed… make me the most stoned that I’ve ever been”

“How do I shit in an ambulance?” “… you don’t.. its a vehicle” “Okay but what if I really have to shit?”

“I can talk and do my work at the same time because my words don’t even come from my coniousness”

musicals-headcanons:

My random, unrelated, pointless Enjolras headcanons (part 1/3)

These are in no order whatsoever, they’re just random thoughts that I have

  • Deathly allergic to nuts, carries an EpiPen, freaks all of his friends out by casually dropping into conversation that “oh, last time I ate here they’d cooked the chips in peanut oil and I ended up in hospital” before taking a handful of chips
  • Can’t drive. Reasons for this are: it’s too stressful, he gets too distracted and he’s gay (gays can’t drive. I am one, so I know this)
  • If he’s at home, he’s under a blanket. They have about six draped over the sofa, his bed, the chairs, everywhere. He’s also broken many bones by forgetting he’s wrapped up in a blanket and getting up too quickly
  • He hates Starbucks. He says it’s because of the capitalist ties, but in reality it’s because they can 1) never spell his name right and 2) won’t serve him his normal double espresso with an extra shot of caffeine. Enjolras says this is a “perfectly acceptable drink”. Joly says it is “a heart attack on a saucer”
  • He usually ties his hair up in a ponytail, which means that he loses hair bands all the time. In the Musain there’s a little jar just full of them, and once a month Courfeyrac will empty it and replace the ones Enjolras has lost that month
  • He’s left handed
  • He’s super super blind. He wears contacts pretty much alll the time, except for in the evening when he wears glasses. He looks super hot in glasses, Grantaire chokes on air the first time he sees them.
  • He’s one of those people who can leave the house two minutes before needing to be somewhere and still get there on time? Courf swears he saw him leave the house at 9:55 once and manage to get to his class across town at 10 o’clock
  • He has an obsession with white chocolate. He will literally eat anything if it has white choc on it. This led to issues when he grabbed a handful of white chocolate covered nuts thinking they were raisins
  • Cries at sad films
  • Nearly hyperventilates when he sees people reading and then folding the page over instead of using a bookmark