
—Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
#so you define true love in st. denis as dying for love and HOLDING HANDS FOR ETERNITY #FORESHADOW MUCH YOU FRENCH BASTARD

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admire, love and venerate Enjolras
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i want enjolras curling himself around grantaire as they sleep and burying his face in the soft sleep-warm crook of grantaire’s neck
i want him in one of grantaire’s old nirvana t-shirts with his hair falling out of last night’s bun as he makes coffee and mostly burns toast
i want him arguing with grantaire over breakfast until grantaire gets distracted by the smear of jam next to his mouth and leans over to wipe it off
i want long slow kisses that taste like black coffee and superficial raspberries and grantaire’s fingers brushing the curve of enjolras’s jaw and enjolras smiling against his mouth and their foreheads pressed together when they break apart to breathe
please
Grantaire: I broke a beaker in 6th grade Chemistry and never payed the fee
Enjolras: THE SCHOOLS ARE UNDERFUNDED YOU SPOON YOU SHOULD PAY
Grantaire: IM UNDERFUNDED BRO I HAVE NO MONEY
Me reading THAT chapter of les mis for the 45th time: devotion is such a big word? You devote to a God. To an idea. You make everything about the object of devotion. And Victor Hugo used it to show how important Enjolras is to Grantaire. He literally did that.
Also me at 3am while having a sad time: that basically says enjolras is a God and that’s why the national guard was looking for Apollo oh my god
Grantaire: People tell me it’s wrong to choose to be gay.
Grantaire: Being gay isn’t a choice.
Grantaire: It’s a game, and I’m losing terribly. Enjolras doesn’t even like me.
No, but I do have a list of Things Grantaire Has Said That Derailed Enjolras’ Train Of Thought Enough To Stop Talking. This includes:
“My car doesn’t have a brake it has a safeword”
After Enjolras’ leg bumped into his “watch where you’re putting your noodles bone stilts McGee”
“#stop normalizing eyelashes”
To the tune of Mr. Sandman “Mr. SnoopDog, light up a weed… make me the most stoned that I’ve ever been”
“How do I shit in an ambulance?” “… you don’t.. its a vehicle” “Okay but what if I really have to shit?”
“I can talk and do my work at the same time because my words don’t even come from my coniousness”
from this post. poor joly and bossuet are having sudden previous-life-flashbacks to grantaire’s three page brick rant …
sorry about the quality and the fact that it changes style like five times…….. I just had to scribble it out before I ran out of energy. here’s the other post from e and R’s wedding because I have more wedding ideas so I might end up making it a series