anybody who writes enjolras as borderline verbally abusive to grantaire now owes me £10,000 and their soul
Tag: enjoltaire
Grantaire: What? People actually tell their crushes they like them?
Bahorel: What the hell do YOU do?
Grantaire: I die? What sort of question-
imagine the first time Enjolras makes Grantaire laugh though – an actual mirthful laugh lacking its usual bitterness and which has Grantaire looking impossibly younger – and Enjolras’s just left there blinking witlessly at the artist, because he made that happen, until his initial look of shock is replaced by that of determination, because he will make that happen again. as often as possible.
grantaire: I ask politely for the national guards not to hurt enjolras
DM: roll persuasion
grantaire: …critical miss
DM: not only do you not ask that, but you declare yourself his ally and pretty much ASK for them to shoot you both
Grantaire: Do you think Enjolras noticed that I freaked out a little when he asked me out?
Combeferre: You mean the way your eyes popped out of your head and you sprinted away at full speed? Yeah, I think he noticed.
Grantaire: Damn it.
éponine: so R tell me about this enjolras of yours
grantaire: he’s so self-righteous, always talks like he knows the Answer™, he never thinks before he speaks and doesn’t even realise when the things he says hurt other people’s feelings! he’s socially awkward as fuck and SO clumsy it’s embarrassing, he’s never even watched any of the star wars movies! he’s such a living stereotype it’s unbelievable
éponine: these are all bad things grantaire why the hell are you grinn-
grantaire, sighing: he truly is the brightest and purest angel of the Lord
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