enjolras, pointing to one kid in a picture: i wonder what happened to this guy, didn’t he have like a modeling contract at 16?
joly: oh yeah montparnasse, he and ep were like besties in 8th grade
bossuet: hey that guy was my dealer
enjolras: you smoked weed in high school?
bossuet: hell no we exchanged yu-gi-oh cards
Tag: eponine
Cosette : Is it okay if I swear?
Éponine : Yes, Cosette, I will allow you to swear
Cosette : F
Éponine : Yes, go on
Cosette : I’m nervous
éponine: so R tell me about this enjolras of yours
grantaire: he’s so self-righteous, always talks like he knows the Answer™, he never thinks before he speaks and doesn’t even realise when the things he says hurt other people’s feelings! he’s socially awkward as fuck and SO clumsy it’s embarrassing, he’s never even watched any of the star wars movies! he’s such a living stereotype it’s unbelievable
éponine: these are all bad things grantaire why the hell are you grinn-
grantaire, sighing: he truly is the brightest and purest angel of the Lord
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