clicking a link to a crowley-centric fic that sounds really good and realizing it’s a s*pernatural fic is the go fan equivalent of hearing the opening notes of what you think is under pressure but it turns out to be ice ice baby
At least SN Crowley doesn’t write poems about eating shit
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I’m referring to the actual historical figure allistair crowley
the fact that you thought i was trying to find fanfic about an english occultist and was mad that i couldn’t find anything is honestly the funniest thing i’ve seen in days
The difference between Crowley and Aziraphale is that Crowley would punch a Nazi because it’s ideologically correct and he knows that and Aziraphale would punch a Nazi because he’s impulsive and somebody said some shit in front of him.