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making an online dating profile for grantaire

Joly: Let’s talk about your likes and dislikes. Um, how ‘bout your favorite food? What would that be?

Grantaire: Oh, milk steak.

Joly: Hm, what?

Grantaire: Milk steak.

Joly: I’m not putting milk steak!

Bossuet: Just put steak. Just put regular steak.

Joly: I’m gonna put steak.

Grantaire: Don’t put steak, put milk steak! They’ll know what it is.

Joly: No, they won’t know what it is, R. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, all right moving on. What’s your favorite hobby?

Grantaire: Uh, magnets.

Joly: Okay, wha- like making magnets, collecting magnets?

Bossuet: Playing with magnets?

Grantaire: Just magnets.

Joly: I’m gonna put snowboarding. We’ll put snowboarding. All right, what are some of your likes?

Grantaire: Uh, ghouls.

Bossuet: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?

Grantaire: You know, funny little green ghouls.

Joly: What, like in movies?! In cartoons?!

Grantaire: Little green ghouls, buddy!

Bossuet: Don’t write ghouls!

Joly: I’m not, I’m putting travel! Jesus Christ! What are your dislikes?

Grantaire: People’s knees.

Joly: Oh, come on! Dude, come on! We’ll make the whole thing up, let’s get outta here. We’re not even gonna use you.

Bossuet: Bro, you’ve gotta be kidding. You know what? We’ll just make it all up.

Grantaire: Cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere…

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prestopenguin:

aradiamegisnow:

my second favorite scene was the very end where spoiIers jvj dies and goes to magicaI french afterIife where everybodys singing and theyve GOT A BARRICADE AGAIN 

Iike i see the sequence of events here being : they’re in magicaI french afterIife everythings groovy for Iike a day but then enjoraIas (i Iearnt his name from tumbIr gif sets do they actuaIIy say their names have you been MAKING UP THEIR NAMES its ok i wont teII)  starts sighing after the second day yes i GUESS its fine yes its VERY NICE sigh sigh !!! and grantaires Iike do you want to buiId a great barricade in the middIe of france engoIegoIas is Iike I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK I MADE BLUEPRINTS THEYRE IN MY AFTERLIFE DRAWER

ENJOLEHOHOLRAS BTW

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