musicals-headcanons:

Just some random domestic Enjoltaire headcanons

Haven’t done one of these for a while so let’s give it a go

  • Enjolras might seem like the tidy and organised one based on how tidy his living room and kitchen is, but his bedroom is a mess. He’s one of these people who will take clothes off and then they’ll remain there until he just wears them a week later.
  • Grantaire on the other hand is notoriously messy in his entire flat except for his bedroom, which is basically empty.
  • When they move in together, Enjolras cleans the flat and Grantaire cleans the bedroom. They’re perfectly matched.
  • Enjolras says he can cook. Enjolras cannot cook. Enjolras set fire to pasta. Grantaire does not know how enjolras managed to set fire to pasta
  • They’re one of these couples who will occasionally just blast show tunes and dance around in their socks. They’ll always say that Grantaire twisted his ankle whilst out jogging, but it was actually during a passionate reinactment of Defying Gravity.
  • They have an unwritten rule that when they’ve had a fight, neither can storm out of the apartment. Enjolras usually sulks in the bedroom and Grantaire takes the kitchen, but neither leave until they’ve made up
  • Enjolras is one of those people who can wake up ridiculously early during the week, but needs a lie in at the weekend. He often gets up at 5am to do some work before getting up during the week, but then Grantaire has to wake him up with coffee and breakfast in bed at around 11am on a Saturday
  • Grantaire on the other hand can stay up till 3am any day of the week, but has to sleep in until at least 9 (he claims that’s early, Enjolras thinks it’s ridiculously late for a weekday).
  • This means that Enjolras spends a lot of time sneaking around in the morning trying to work whilst not waking him up. He still insists he broke a toe that time he walked into a cupboard trying to leave the room without turning the light on
  • Enjolras begs Grantaire for a cat, and he eventually gives in. For R it’s one of those relationships where he’ll be sitting on the sofa at 2am and the cat will sit next to him just staring, and it freaks R out. He’s all cuddles with Enjolras though
  • Enjolras wears contacts generally, and then swaps to glasses when he gets home. This destroys Grantaire because he’s so goddamn attractive in glasses
  • Their most common fight is over the central heating. Grantaire is happy for it to be pretty cold in the flat, whereas Enjolras needs it to be at least 30 degrees at all times.
  • Enjolras adores cuddles, and often comes in from work and just,,,drapes himself across Grantaire? Or he’ll curl up on his lap or lie with his head on R’s shoulder. Grantaire is super happy to receive these cuddles obvs

enjolryas:

some wild les mis facts to consider: 

  1.  the musain was located on the corner of the place saint michael and the rue des grés
  2.  grantaire made his way from the musain, to his apartment, changed, then back to the musain in five minutes flat
  3.  that left him basically 2 minutes to walk to his apartment, so he must have lived in a two minutes radius from the musain

MY POINT: one of the roads in a two minute radius from the musain was the rue hyacinthe, and in greek mythology, apollo created the hyacinth flower after his male lover hyacinthus was killed, which makes this street inherently not straight. and you better believe i have a headcanon that grantaire lived on this street. 

and better yet: the modern street name for the rue hyancinthe is the rue gay-lussac (pretty cool physicist, but even better name)