Grantaire: Uh, Bahorel, can I ask you a question?
Bahorel: Yeah.
Grantaire: Why are we lying on the ground?
Bahorel: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would think we’re just chillin’.
Plot twist: Les Amis first names are actually their own names backwards.
Ah, yes. My children: Sarlojne, Errefebmoc, Caryefruoc, Yloj, Teussob, Nahej, Lerohab, Ylliuef, and Eriatnarg.
enjolras, pointing through the window: oh look, grantaire is reading a christmas story to les amis
courfeyrac: see, i told you we could trust him to lead while we were gone
combeferre: i wonder what he’s reading…
grantaire, inside: t’was the night before bitchmas and all through the hut, one creature was stirring: me, busting a nut-
grantaire is definitely someone who gives a million different answers to rhetorical questions joly will be like “guess who i just saw” and r just starts listing people “jesus” “mary j. blige” “that woman from home alone 2 who fed the pigeons” or marius comes into the musain like “guess what!!” and there goes r “the 10th dentist finally agreed trident is the best gum” “the government finally admitted that aliens exist”
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