dawn-delocksley:

Made some memes to appease my Classics 40 TA

your-villainous-neighbour:

heartachemotel:

eratomusings:

eratomusings:

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

queennyxie:

moonlighteponine:

i think im funny

I LOVE THESE SO MUCH WTFF

kayla-bird:

linkstan:

violentwavesofemotion:

Plato, tr. by W. R. Paton, from “Greek Anthology; Epigrams,” published c. 1918

PLATO SAID “LESBIAN RIGHTS!”

“fucking superb you funky little lesbian” – plato

memigod:

Patrochilles

Achilles: Being gay is not a choice.

Achilles: *holding Patroclus like a trophy* But it is a game and I have won.

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

is he, you know….(mimes killing hector and dragging him around the walls of troy) bi

anyway i had too much fun coming up with euphemisms for gay classicists so here y’all go, have some more

she rides with the amazon warriors

he plows his fields in a bucolic landscape

she studies under sappho

he prefers greece to rome

violets are her favorite flower

he’s built a few walls in britain

greek epithet generator

thoodleoo:

ever wanted to know what your epithet would be if you were a character in greek mythology? now you can! you could be the next wine-dark sea, or maybe you’ll be unlucky and end up as the phallic gecko, because everything is possible in greek mythology

insomniacofthestate:

“Perhaps in some other life I could have refused, could have torn my hair and screamed, and made him face his choice alone. But not this one…I would follow, even into death.”- The Song of Achilles

apathes-patrochilles:

Achilles: Babe, do the thing

Patroclus:[genuinely smiles]

Achilles, breathless: oH my god

thoodleoo:

there werent 12 spaces but hades isn’t an olympian god anyway so ¯_(ツ)_/¯