japanese mythology – ¯_( ಠ_ಠ)

koifish-komeiji:

thebuttkingpost:

Greek mythology: aren’t the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week

Norse mythology: dînghïr œne nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin’s permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off

Japanese mythology: This town’s being attacked by dangerous creatures with body parts of like 20 different animals so its time for someone to go out on a mission and find an ancient weapon which only a wise bird knows the location of, but first you gotta get the bird’s family back from an oni that’s going to eat them and after that you gotta fight a…..horde of demons and….and after that you….oh for christ’s sake there’s like 70 facets to this story.