why javert could be a lynx, aka “the furry committee pays respects to monsieur hugo, its founder”

mycravatundone:

RIGHT, so, as to @lawisnotmocked‘s request to find something on what would a lynx metaphor in the brick mean in terms of animal symbolism.

here’s the only instance when a lynx appears in the brick, if anyone forgot it:

Jean Valjean remained inert beneath Javert’s grasp, like a lion submitting to the claws of a lynx.

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autumngracy:

Javert, Pre-barricades: Jean Valjean is the most fiendishly resourceful, cunning, wily escape-artist I’ve ever had the displeasure of dealing with, and he vexes me greatly.

Javert, Post-Seine and having gotten to know Valjean personally: Oh, my god. This man is an idiot.

Jean Valjean on a date:

Them:

Jean Valjean:

Them:

Jean Valjean: *shoves breadsticks into purse* bye

Javert: *Bursts in through the window* NOW PRISONER 24601

Commissaire of M-sur-M: (showing Javert around) Yeah things are pretty chill here overall. Just watch out for Father Madeleine, the tackling existentialist
Javert: What
Jean Valjean: (tackling Javert) WHO AM I

zoologicallyimprobable:

justbadpuns:

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine

the-wretched-in-french:

has this been done before???

jedihighcouncil:

Javert when he didn’t die

threepipeproblems:

“Would you like to update now or later?”

Update NOW or update LATER every schoolboy to his sport, death to EACH AND EVERY TRAITOR I renounce your people’s court.

Javert: now prisoner 24601 your time is up and your parole’s begun. you know what that means
Valjean: yes it means i’m free
Javert, an intellectual: no

vivalamusaine:

Les Miserables + The Office.

Bonus: