Tag: jean valjean

autumngracy:

Javert, Pre-barricades: Jean Valjean is the most fiendishly resourceful, cunning, wily escape-artist I’ve ever had the displeasure of dealing with, and he vexes me greatly.

Javert, Post-Seine and having gotten to know Valjean personally: Oh, my god. This man is an idiot.

microcroft:

After cosette introduced her dad to them; les amis de l’abc accepted jean valjean as their dad weirdly fast and as did valjean like over the course of a week Jean Valjean had unexpectedly adopted 11 college students and 1 ten year old and they all look up to him as a fatherly figure and randomly call him for advice and he is pretty sure that over half of them have him as their emergency contact now. Sometimes the call him and give him life updates like enjolras excitedly calling him one night: “GRANTAIRE ASKED ME OUT TO GET COFFEE TOMORROW!!! Wait what am i supposed to do?” Then proceeded to slightly panic while valjean gave him dating advice and told him to be himself (yesterday grantaire had called him for advice on how to ask out enjolras) and every time they tell him about one of their latest achievements in life he gets this swell of pride in his heart.

He goes to gavroches soccer/football games, grantaires art shows, courfeyracs plays or musicals, every protest he can go to, and every big event that matters to them because even though they arent actually his kids they practically are at this point

popoyoy11:

dianysus:

jean valjean modern day headcanons bc i don’t see it often

  • owns 5 dogs, all were once strays that he found
  • raising cosette with 5 dogs.. can u imagine… it precious 
  • one of the dogs is called ursula. when marius finds that out, he dies
  • he has such a guilty conscience for his past, he tries his best to give to charities when he can 
  • can u imagine big strong jean valjean, holding hands with tiny small cosette… precious
  • started greying when he was 30 
  • always has mints and butterscotch in his pockets 
  • always was down for tea parties with cosette, tiara and everything 
  • he is the hot single dad 
  • once went on a blind date with javert… it went well but jvj had to go earlier and he forgot to split the pay like he said he would… javert is bitter policeman neighbour and jvj can’t understand why he won’t call him back
  • probs makes the worse dad jokes, an example: 

cosette: ‘can you draw me a bath please?’ 

jvj: ‘*already laughing as he grabs the pen and paper*’ 

feel free to add some??

– does cosettes hair everyday before school, probs asks for advice from moms and learns from youtube videos
– The Ultimate PTA Dad ™
– once cosette was made fun of because she wore a dress to school so valjean absolutely wore one when he went to pick her up the next day
– yes to the unstoppable dad jokes even when cosette is like 19, also makes them front of her friends, cosette is mortified but she loves him anyway
– leTS COSETTE PRACTICE MAKEUP ON HIM
– makes her cool and nutritious lunches in cute lunchboxes
– is probs supportive of everything she does lbr (including that one time she wanted to be a stripper)
– is confused about parenting 928382% of the time
– probs read all the parenting books he could find when he first got her
– im basically all for those tropes where single dads just learn the ropes as they go and their daughters turn out ‘weird’ by society standards but actually, awesome
– ‘do you want more chicken marius’ ‘no thank you sir im full’ ‘well hello full im cosettes dad’ ‘daAAAAAD’
– beard with flowers and bows just because
– cosette has a lot of followers on instagram and vine
– the ones with valjean in them are the most popular
– ‘DO IT FOR THE VINE DAD’
– has dabbed by request from cosette at least once

fantabulousdonkalope:

wibblywobblytimeywimeygirl:

laurabelivet:

carlyraesjepsen:

chansaw:

op stole a loaf of bread but go off i guess….

op’s sister’s child was close to death and they were starving but go off i guess…

op will starve again unless you know the meaning of the law but go off i guess……

op knows the meaning of those 19 years a slave to the law but go off i guess……..

op got five years for what they did, the rest because they tried to run but go off i guess……..