lesamisdelgay:

yourpontmercyfriend:

I SWEAR THIS IS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST THING IN LES MIS AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT

‘The person I’m crazy over doesn’t like me’

‘Get some new pants to show your legs off I know the best store’

‘OMIGOD HOW MUCH?’

At a different table:

Courfeyrac: what are they talking about over there?

Grantaire: eh, nothing important

Bahorel: buy new trousers and the person you love will love you back

Grantaire: *jumps over a table, backflips across a chair, lands on Joly’s lap* TELL ME MORE

Joly :3

mymothertherepublic:

adorable-tactician-charlotte:

My sweet sweet boi the Joly Bean

overall: who? / i hate them / i dislike them / kinda wanna fight them / they’re alright / i like them / i love them / *accidentally drops thousands of pictures of them*
opinion: again, who??? / the purest bean / cinnamon roll / who knows really / sinnamon roll / the problematic fav
otp(s): Bossuet and Musichetta
other ship(s): I can’t imagine him with anyone else
#noromo ship(s): Grantaire, Combeferre
crack ship(s): Those Nice Pants that Bahorel suggested
fav headcanon(s): is the smallest in the JBM trio (perfect for the middle of a hug sandwich), is often asked by Jehan to get skulls from the medical institute, is very very soft

@meet-me-behind-the-musain

eposettemyass:

making an online dating profile for grantaire

Joly: Let’s talk about your likes and dislikes. Um, how ‘bout your favorite food? What would that be?

Grantaire: Oh, milk steak.

Joly: Hm, what?

Grantaire: Milk steak.

Joly: I’m not putting milk steak!

Bossuet: Just put steak. Just put regular steak.

Joly: I’m gonna put steak.

Grantaire: Don’t put steak, put milk steak! They’ll know what it is.

Joly: No, they won’t know what it is, R. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, all right moving on. What’s your favorite hobby?

Grantaire: Uh, magnets.

Joly: Okay, wha- like making magnets, collecting magnets?

Bossuet: Playing with magnets?

Grantaire: Just magnets.

Joly: I’m gonna put snowboarding. We’ll put snowboarding. All right, what are some of your likes?

Grantaire: Uh, ghouls.

Bossuet: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?

Grantaire: You know, funny little green ghouls.

Joly: What, like in movies?! In cartoons?!

Grantaire: Little green ghouls, buddy!

Bossuet: Don’t write ghouls!

Joly: I’m not, I’m putting travel! Jesus Christ! What are your dislikes?

Grantaire: People’s knees.

Joly: Oh, come on! Dude, come on! We’ll make the whole thing up, let’s get outta here. We’re not even gonna use you.

Bossuet: Bro, you’ve gotta be kidding. You know what? We’ll just make it all up.

Grantaire: Cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere…

eposettemyass:

since it’s national coming out day how about some les amis coming out hc

  • enjolras came out as trans when he was 16, and though his parents weren’t 100% open minded, as he got older they began to accept him more. as a teen he used to hate them, but now he calls his mom every sunday
  • combeferre came out at bi at 16 too, and like enj his parents were a little confused but ultimately accepting
  • courf never had a choice to stay in the closet. “the sky is blue, water is wet. i like dudes” his flamboyance outed him a long time coming, but thankfully his parents welcomed him lovingly
  • grantaire wanted to come out when he was a teen but his parents, mostly his dad, are not the most accepting. he came out while at college just before he graduated. he doesn’t care that his parents are hateful though. his friends are all the family he needs.
  • jehan coming out as nonbinary to their parents was…complicated. they didn’t understand, and really they didn’t try to. jehan has a distant relationship with them, but like grantaire, being themselves with their friends is all they need
  • for feuilly growing up in various foster homes, he never had anyone to come out to. and for that reason, he’s always felt independent. he knew he was trans, he knew he was gay, and so he was.
  • bahorel came out loud and proud, with a dance routine. he’s dramatic like that.
  • bossuet coming out as bi was really successful, but he didn’t come out to his parents until he was 19
  • joly’s family was shocked to know he was queer and, like boss, also put it off. he actually didn’t come out until he introduced him as his boyfriend…awkward
  • musichetta came out after college via text, not caring about her distant family and not giving a shit.
  • eponine also, did not give a shit. she never came out to her parents, because she never talked to them at all. she sort of came out to azelma, but really she raised her and she knew her little sis would always love her
  • cosette struggled with her coming out. she knew valjean would always love her and was a gentle soul, but still. he was mysterious. when she told him she liked girls, he wept because of how brave she was. cosette also cried. their family is an emotional mess
  • and finally, marius. marius didn’t realize he was bi until well into his 20s, after her started hanging around les amis. so it wasn’t his family he had to come out to— it was them. he sat them all down, announcement style, and told them. there was much applause, many hugs, and a few tears. mostly from marius. he felt so happy to have a family that loved him so much and felt so accepted