Enjolras: spent a 1 hour and 40 minute lesson convincing the teacher to vote against the tories
Combeferre: cheerfully sings the geography song every lesson, despite everyone begging him not to
Courfeyrac: pulled out a portable speaker on a three hour coach journey and played all star repeatedly
Bahorel: ‘let’s just fight all of the climate change skeptics. deny my fist you fuckers’
Bossuet: bought an icecream on a field trip and dropped it as soon as he stepped outside the shop
Joly: drew a face on an egg and then brought it to class and insisted it was a new student, made the teacher give it a separate desk and a worksheet
Jehan: brought a cactus on the overnight field trip. got drunk and then started crying bc the cactus fell on the floor and they thought it was bleeding
Grantaire: says ‘miss, i’d rather die’ loudly anytime anything remotely involving maths comes up
Feuilly: pulls knitting equipment out of his bag whenever the work gets too stressful and/or boring and begins to knit instead
Enjolras : The ultimate baguette de tradition, all hot and gorgeous and you just want to take a bite out of him but you also don’t want to ruin the perfection
Combeferre : Rye bread, it looks all serious and reliable and it gets all soft and delicious once you butter it up
Grantaire : A pain au chocolat. He looks like a croissant from the outside and you think you have him figured out but NO, he’s got inner layers, hidden depths
Joly : Either a very healthy whole wheat bread or a soft, golden, delicious brioche, like a fluffy cloud
Bossuet : A nutella filled beignet, he’s like those good memories of childhood when you used to eat with your fingers
Musichetta : A cute lemon poppy seed muffin, sweet but just zesty enough
Feuilly : A perfectly cooked and decorated gingerbread man
tbh one of the more subtly chaotic fandoms was les mis, because modern aus became so common they stopped being labelled all the time because it was just Assumed it’d be a modern au. but there were still original time period works scattered in so you’d have a fucking schrodinger’s cat situation where everyone is both in 1800’s and the current day until someone whips out a cell phone”
if it’s not tagged I’m just assuming everyone’s chillin’ at the Starbucks in waistcoats and leg-of-mutton sleeves”, and
that series of art posts of various people’s Grantaires dressed as George Blagden (in that awful patterned shirt – you know very well which one). If anyone knows/remembers who the OP was, please tag!
Only of course Far doesn’t know quite where to stop. LOL. I wash my hands of all responsibility. Interpret it as you will. 😉
[And if you’re thinking that I’ve surely put actual content on that laptop, …. you’d be right…]
[I also made a terrible error somewhere in this picture. Not gonna fix it. Have a good laugh on me when you find it. Ain’t the first time it’s happened; and it certainly won’t be the last!]
EDIT: @ratheralark has informed me that they’re the OP for the Blagtaire thing. Cheers!
THIS EXACTLY THIS THIS IS HOW I PICTURE ANY ERA-AMBIGUOUS AU,IT’S PERFECT
–I can’t believe you’re STILL managing to mock/homage that One Illustration but you totally are
-is Grantaire’s phone showing an Enjolras in Modern Clothing (presumably walking through the 1830s?XD)
– the waistcoats and all the clothing are AMAZING, the details of the fabric are all so good!
–…did you have articles in mind for l’oignon, there, or–?
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