Enjolras: “I don’t care for these new Nazis, and you can quote me on that.”
Combeferre: “I don’t know if my dad was discouraging me from being gay or encouraging me to be a classical composer.”
Courfeyrac: “Thank you for clapping at my political gazebo material. I’m very brave.”
Feuilly: “You want my money? Go get it!”
Bahorel: “You don’t always get to see the things that you paid to see. Ever been to the goddamn zoo?”
Jehan: “So rather than violate these meaningless politeness rules, I’ll just go to be in a smock like goddamn Ebenezer Scrooge.”
Grantaire: “I lived like a goddamn ninja turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adoral.”
Joly: “Fourteen years ago I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change.”
Bossuet: “I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood.”
Musichetta: “I don’t remember that in Hamilton.”
Eponine: “Brush your teeth, now boom! Orange juice. That’s life.”
Marius: “I don’t really know what my body is for other than just taking my head from room to room.”
Cosette: “You spend most of your day telling a robot that you’re not a robot. Think about that for two minutes and tell me you don’t want to walk into the ocean.”
(Is it poor parenting to let such a young child watch Les Mis almost daily? Possibly.
Does that mean I’ll stop putting it on every time she asks for Gavroche? Not a chance.)
all the amis meet up in the afterlife and it’s tearful and they all try to comfort enjolras but courfeyrac, in the midst of this, does a headcount and he just . ‘where’s pontmercy??’ and they all look around at each other and bahorel ’…….that motherfucker.’ and enjolras just ‘are u Fucking Joking PONTMERCY IS ALIVE’
-marius and cosette’s wedding is very emotional for courfeyrac and he pretends to be crying tears of joy (which he is, but that’s besides the point) and everyone can kinda see the sadness there too and he’s just ‘awe man i would’ve gotten the best suit’ and ‘damn Right he doesn’t have a best man cause it’s ME SON. I’M THAT BOYS BEST MAN.’ and once he’s run out of jokes and his eyes are still teary and he just sadly smiles and ‘i wish i could’ve been there, y’know.’
-valjean arrives and he has to find his family but the barricade kids are waiting there for him and they meet him and shake his hand just to thank him for his help in the revolution and courfeyrac makes himself be last and he thanks valjean for saving marius so he could have a life
-the day baby fantine is born courfeyrac is popping bottles ‘THAT’S MY NIECE!!!!!! THAT’S MY NIECE LOOK AT HER BAHOREL LOOK SHE’S AN ANGEL!!! A TRUE GEM!!!!!!!’ ‘jehan, i love you dearly, but this is truly the most beautiful girl in all of paris.’
-and they have a son named jean which makes jehan’s chest puff up a bit and courfeyrac is SCREECHING ‘LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN FRANCE! MY OWN SON, IF YOU WILL.’ and courfeyrac sees that the baby’s middle name is courfeyrac and he starts crying and he, “that- THAT’s MY NEPHEW!!!!” and he’s just . “do you think they can feel my love from here??”
-cosette passes away first and courfeyrac waits alongside fantine and valjean and he lets them have their reunion and once they’ve calmed down jvj draws attention to courfeyrac and courf just ‘hello i know we’ve never met but i’m felix courfeyrac-’ and cosette lights up ‘you’re Courfeyrac?? oh marius talks so highly of you it’s such a pleasure to meet you’ and courfeyrac is beaming and he thanks her for giving marius a good life and they hang out from time to time
-and like . an estimated 30 yrs later jvj and fantine and cosette and eponine and all the kids are waiting and marius shows up and all the kids are just SCREMAING at him like HOLY FUCK SON!!!!!! U GOT UR GAL!!!!! UR ASS GOT SAVED!!!!!!!!! and you can hear a ‘MOVE, GET OUT OF MY WAY.’ and courfeyrac bursts through the cluster of boys and he jumps on marius ‘HEY YOU FUCKIN GEEZER I MISSED YOU.’ and marius just squeezes him as hard as he can and god marius is CRYING and courfeyrac doesn’t let go of him for like 3 minutes until he remembers others are here to see him and courfeyrac waits semi-patiently for him to meet fantine and reunite with cosette and jvj then after marius rushes back to courfeyrac so they can talk because it’s been far too long and he missed his best friend
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