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Hey, quick suggestion, what about stop making Montparnasse the one-dimensional villain in fics when there are so many other, definietly more intriguing possibilities like
- the sassy, sullen co-worker in your coffee shop AU who wears too much eyeliner and is absolutely done with all the flirting going on around him
- the super eccentric leader of the drama club in your High School AU or
- the super eccentric drama teacher in your Teacher AU who tries (and fails) every year to get Rocky Horror Picture Show approved
- the disgruntled hot topic employee
- the other neighbour in your cute new neighbour AU with three black cats, a love for dramatic music and worryingly irregular work hours
- the constantly glitter wearing fashion blogger silently judging everyone (except Bahorel, because Bahorel has style, okay?)
- the weird cousin no one really likes or actually knows anything about but is still invited for Christmas every year
- the tattoo covered, black-haired second flower shop employee with a weird foible for roses next to the cute, flustered, nerdy one in your Flower and Tattoo Shop AU
- the guy in the other holding cell that constantly flirts with every police officer nearby and always gets out first because there’s no solid evidence to send him up
- the snippy, overly dramatic, incredibly smart criminal child who steals nice clothes, tries not to show that he cares too much, desperately seeks respect and admiration and goes to any lengths to get those, who is a deeply flawed but incredibly multifaceted, interesting character – oh wait… that’s canon.
Claquesous/Le Cabuc meta
nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire:
Okay so I wanted to meta about Le Cabuc/Claquesous so here it is.
As I was reading through the Le Cabuc section the other day I was wondering about the characterization of Le Cabuc vs the characterization of Claquesous that we get. Claquesous is mysterious, he’s stony, he’s silent. He’s a ventriloquist who changes his every aspect in order to remain anonymous. He takes orders from no one, not even Thenardier, really. He comes out only at night and is described as “coming out of a hole”. No one knows his real name, no one knows his real voice, no one knows his real anything. Even Javert mentions that no one ever sees him. He is smoke and mirrors, he is darkness, he’s a ghost. He’s barely even real. He could almost be a sort of mythical criminal made up by the crime ring of Paris, a thing to become or look up to or be warned of. Basically, he is the cold, invisible, intangible person, practically just an idea, but he is well known and everyone has heard of him.
And then we have Le Cabuc. Le Cabuc is “entirely unknown,” he “articulated and vociferated”, which is the exact opposite of the near-silent Claquesous. He is friendly(ish) and heavily drunk and drinks with others and pulls a table out of the bistro to drink with others. And then, when he wants to get in the house, he doesn’t revert to the means he might have as Claquesous, sneaky things or trickery or something like that. He goes directly to yelling, to firing his gun, to bringing attention to himself. He is angry, volatile, making a scene. And then, when he kills the civilian in the window, Enjolras is there. Enjolras pushes Le Cabuc to his knees despite the man being larger and broader and probably physically stronger than he. And even when Enjolras pushes him down, he still struggles. It’s when the revolutionaries make a wide ring around the both of them that he stops, that he “trembles in every limb”, that he asks pardon of Enjolras. When Enjolras kills him, he is writhing against Enjolras’ knees and howling (which I assume means he’s begging for his life), the complete opposite of anything we might have seen in Claquesous.
So the question is, is this really Claquesous? Is this the “real” Claquesous? Is Le Cabuc the Claquesous with the mask pulled away, Claquesous without his ventriloquism and without the cover of darkness? It’s mentioned more than once that Claquesous only ever emerges under the cover of darkness, and no one knows what he looks like. Is he a criminal by night and a “regular” citizen by day? Or is Le Cabuc just another one of Claquesous’ masks, a new ventriloquism, a great act, and one he dies playing?
*holds this meta close and cries*
LEX, I LOVE YOU
My personal belief is that the real Claquesous, the one without his “mask”, is Le Cabuc – when he reveals himself as human, he makes himself vulnerable, and so he can be killed. I see “Claquesous” as being the persona, and when he lets that slip, his whole safety-net collapses too
Oh, and these are some rambly notes I made after you first said you were going to write this (sorry that they’re a bit incoherent):
Claqusous is introduced as being really, really mysterious – in my (shitty Denny) edition, the very first thing Hugo says about him is that he is “darkness incarnate”. Things I associate with darkness: uncertainty, fear, the supernatural – he is all these things. I kinda think that Claquesous, at least at first, can indeed be seen as the physical embodiment of darkness and the night:
- Uncertainty: he’s faceless, has no concrete identity. He’s said to employ a series of masks rather than a face, and nobody knows his real name. No-one knows where he lives, and it’s doubtful that he has a permenant location anyway, as he seems to be rootless – as he’s described as “roving”, you can’t pin him down. Babet calls him “’the night-bird with two voices’“ – Les Miserables is very much concerned with the idea of giving a voice to the voiceless, and Claquesous defies that. He doesn’t want to use his real voice, as his strength lies in being enigmantic
- Fear: Hugo describes him as “frightening”, and you can totally see why
- The Supernatural: He only seems to exist at night, more of a phantom than a human being – indeed, Hugo says he “vanished like a ghost” whenever he had need to. He’s almost vampiric, said to “creep[] out of his hole at dusk” and then return “at daybreak”
Basically, the guy lives in mystery and darkness – he’s said to even evade the questions of his fellow criminals, so keen is he to maintain his air of elusiveness. It seems like his mysteriousness isn’t just his defining characteristic (if he can even be said to have one), but also his strength
Hence, as Le Cabuc, he is able to be killed as he’s lost his armour of shadows – he shows himself as a mortal man, not an intangible ghost, and so is at last made vulnerable
He “tremble[s]”, “gasp[s]”, swears and “scream[s]” before his finally laid face-down on the cobbles – he dies not just human, but human at its most base, basic level, acting solely on fear, with no regard to dignity
And another thing I find really fascinating is that when when Enjolras has shot him, he’s not even a man anymore, but a thing. Enjolras tells the other men to “Get rid of that”, referring to Claquesous’ body, and from then on he is referred to as “it”, not “he” – “three men picked it up, still twitching in its last death-throes, and flung it over the smaller barricade into the Rue Mondetour”. He’s inhuman again, but not in the same way that he was first presented
And then the last we hear of him, when Hugo confirms that Le Cabuc and Claquesous are the same person, is “his life had been lived in shadow, his end was in total darkness”. It’s as though the darkness he’s always cloaked himself in and used as his safety has at last consumed him, once again rendering him incorporeal
Oooh yes.
Claquesous embodies the confident expression and use of uncertainty and fear to subdue and manipulate others, while Le Cabuc is consumed by his fear and made base by it. He wraps himself in a character and a mask when he is with Patron Minette, but as Le Cabuc he is a man, not an idea. He is physically vulnerable, but he is also emotionally vulnerable. He isn’t cold and distant like Claquesous. He’s drunk and brash and friendly, and angry and volatile. Claquesous would never have impulsively shot the man in the window. He would not have reacted so vehemently or yelled so repeatedly at the man. He resorts to yelling, to beating the door, to open violence, whereas Claquesous would have been more subtle. And he wouldn’t have howled and struggled and screamed and begged Enjolras, either. But this is not Claquesous, not anymore. This is Le Cabuc the human, letting out all the things that Claquesous hides.
I also find it really interesting that Hugo switches over to present tense when he speaks about Le Cabuc hitting the door. I don’t know whether that’s a typo in my translation, a mistake on his part, or purposeful symbolism, though I don’t know exactly what it would mean.
Personally I like my (FMA) translation: “His life had been darkness, his end was night.” Claquesous life had been darkness. He surrounded himself with it, he made use of it, he embraced it and became it. To him, darkness was a good thing. But his death, his end? It was night. He was smothered by it, he was taken by it. It came swiftly and covered him entirely. His death was not an enveloping fog he could hide himself in, the mists of his masks and changing identity. It was above him in the form of Enjolras as an elevated figure. He is the night, the base, the violence they are fighting against, and Enjolras is the light, the sun, the thing that destroys the night, that brings end to the night. It doesn’t bring an end to the darkness: there are always going to be shadows, especially when there is sun, but it ends night.
bbc les mis better have that enjolras-gavroche exchange where gavroche tells enjolras to give him a gun and enjolras, being a responsible human being, doesn’t let this small child have a gun, so gavroche gets angry and yells “smooth-face!” at enjolras as an insult. smooth-face. what kind of insult is that. enjolras is so ethereal that people are physically unable to properly insult him
no no no no no it’s so much better than that
smooth face was a derogatory descriptor meant to compare a man (aka someone who should have beard stubble) to a woman or young boy (someone who would not have stubble) so the implication would be they were weak due to lack of manliness
in other words, Gavroche is calling Enjolras a “lil bitch”
what makes it even better though is that enjolras doesn’t even try and deny it or something, he just yells “gamin” back at gavroche and they both storm off
Okay but my favorite thing about Dallas Les Mis wasn’t the Amis or Fantine or JVJ or even Eponine (even though they were all amazing)—it was the police.
The police officer beating a prisoner in the first scene.
Javert with sunglasses and a clipboard, not even really seeing the man he’s setting free.
Javert forcing Jean Valjean to his knees at gunpoint during confrontation.
The officers in riot gear walking casually around the barricade immediately after Enjolras’s triumphant death, faceless, radios crackling, carrying on with their jobs and cleaning up the mess.
The police-line-don’t-cross tape keeping the women away from the dead in Turning.
It was the police, more than anything else, that made this production seem real, like it could be happening right now. Which is so powerful and important—because it is. So many of the themes and situations in this story are just as real today as they were in the 1800s.
- ‘it doesn’t mention him being gay’ it does, actually! these references are easy to miss if you’re used to 21st century books in which it’s much easier to describe queer characters, but it certainly mentions he is gay. if you don’t think victor hugo could have described a queer character without mentioning their genitals together or mentioning ‘oh by the way this one was gay’, you are insulting his writing. you’re not only forgetting that the man’s writing was art in itself, you’re also forgetting that writing about queer characters in the 19th century was Pretty Dangerous. do any research whatsoever in these combined factors and you’ll find that it was glaringly obvious enjolras was a big ol’ gay.
- ‘he just didn’t have time for women, he could have been -insert anything but gay here-!’ we can all agree that enjolras was as devoted to the cause as one can get, but his devotion does not dictate his sexuality, his sexuality does. “the bare throat of evadne would have moved him no more than it would have moved aristogeiton” < if this reads ‘too busy’ rather than ‘not interested’ to you i’m sorry but i don’t know what to tell you. (also aristogeiton was in a same-sex relationship)
- ‘we need bi / pan representation!’ GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER yes we do!! but for that we need characters who actually have the potential to be bi / pan, may i please redirect you to bossuet/joly/musichetta or cosette/éponine?
- ‘enjolras was asexual, not gay.’ okay first of all these things aren’t mutually exclusive, you can be gay AND asexual. asexual, in the simplest definition, means no interest in sex – that doesn’t mean romance! you’d have to be aromantic for that. whilst enjolras was definitely not interested in women, it doesn’t exclude men. but if you chose to see him as asexual homoromantic, by all mean, it’s a perfectly valid interpretation.
- ‘i only ship them from the musical / film.’ i know the brick is one of the biggest books out there – seriously, with a word count of approximately 530k (depending on the translation), it’s on #18 of longest novels out there. BUT if you want to claim to have any knowledge whatsoever of these characters it’s important that you read and understand it.
- ‘you’re just angry we don’t ship exr.’ nope! if you don’t ship exr that’s just fine! not all of us do, you know, and exr fanfiction is often problematic as hell, but that’s an entirely different issue. this has never been a ship war. we don’t dislike your ship because it clashes with one of our own, we don’t like it because it’s harmful.
- ‘but you ship cosette / éponine.’ some of us do, yes. it’s important that you don’t assume these ladies are straight just because they show interest in a man – that’s heteronormativity (still a big thing in media these days) and it reflects on us which really sucks because ‘straight until proven’ shouldn’t be a thing, yeah? it’s worrying that people will try so hard to prove a character is straight when there’s no proof that they are.
- ‘it’s just a ship.’ i wish! but unfortunately this also reflects on our society (and vice versa), it’s just another branch of homophobia. please remember that most homophobes aren’t aware they’re doing a bad thing, i think we can all agree that this doesn’t mean they aren’t doing a bad thing. sometimes it’s just not as obvious as you think it is. but it’s definitely homophobic, so please keep that in mind, even if you can’t see it.
- ‘enjolras’ sexuality doesn’t matter / this is not what les mis is about!’ EXACTLY. that’s the whole point! we don’t need characters suffering from kurt hummel syndrome who tell us that ‘yeah, you’re queer, and your life is going to be shit for it but no worries, there’s always going to be some outcasts who you love you for who you are. despite this you will still get verbal and physical abuse but hey that’s just how things are.’ we need characters who tell us ‘yeah you’re queer and it doesn’t fucking matter now go overthrow a government.’
just ask someone what kind of character kurt hummel is (i’m sorry i keep using this character as an example but i’m running out of queers) and i promise you it’ll be something along the lines of ‘oh yeah that gay kid from glee’. not ‘that one kid who went to new york and got into nyada’. now ask someone what kind of character enjolras is. ‘he’s that guy who led a revolution and kicked 19th century france in the face’.- ‘my friend is great and they ship enjonine so i want to defend them.’ okay kudos to you for standing up for your friend, that’s a neat thing to do especially on the internet where people can be vicious as hell. but just because your friend is awesome doesn’t mean they aren’t doing something wrong. i’m all for standing up for your friends but blindly defending someone when you don’t know everything about the situation is not very chill.
- ‘you’re all so angry and it’s upsetting.’ the internet is the only safe place we have. if we tried to stand up for ourselves in real life there’s a large chance we’d be met with physical abuse, and a lot of us have. this is where we need to be acknowledged, and it’s very hard to deal with people refusing to admit your sexuality when you’ve been given shit for it all your life. this debate has been going on for a long time and it’s tiring when people refuse to listen / people blindly defend their friends / new people who haven’t read previous arguments keep jumping in, claiming to have knowledge of the situation. yes, we are angry, and rightfully so.
okay i’m kind of in a hurry but that’s all i can remember right now, i’ll add more later if i can think of anything, and if anyone has any other points that i missed i invite them to please add them to this post!
also if enjonine shippers / defenders now realise that they’ve been doing something Decidedly Fucked Up please change your ways, not to do us a favor, but to be a decent human being.
thank you now we can all be friends (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
fellas is it gay to declare your devotion for the rebellion you’ve never believed in just so you can die beside your homie
Combeferre: Enjolras, why are you naked?
Enjolras: I don’t have clothes
Combeferre: *opens closet* yes you do, you have boots, sweaters, hi R, t-shirts, jeans-





