Grantaire: every time I stay over at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

Enjolras:

Enjolras: what the actual fuck

kleopatraphilopator:

greatcomets:

permets-tu, am i fucking right? i mean, like, être libre, you know??? je suis farouche, my dude

I actually said this out loud to one of my friends and she said “I don’t know what any of that means but I’m going to assume it’s from that French car battery you’re always reading” without even looking up from her phone

French car battery

pilferingapples:

sleepy-ocean-girl:

jehan-in-the-flowers:

dame-dedaigneuse:

kuttithevangu:

I like how at the beginning of Les Mis I was like “I hope Victor spends as much attention on young men at some point as he did describing what may or may not have been allusively Fantine’s cleavage” and now I know that in fact Enjolras’s Greek profile and perfect beautiful face and bare neck are just as important as the perfection with which Fantine’s flesh used to cover her skeleton. Thank you Victor. I feel better now.

“#YOU get five paragraphs of uncomfortably detailed physical description!#and YOU get five paragraphs of uncomfortably detailed physical description#EVERYONE gets five paragraphs of uncomfortably detailed physical description !”

@pilferingapples I’m crying your tags are spot on

@hotel-du-lait-neutre

He described the wings of Marius’ nose as open and passionate… what does that even fucking mean Vicky?

wait wait wait that’s AMAZING

no he did not call them Nose Wings in French (or the English translations) he said Marius had passionate NOSTRILS

I always thought that was pretty hilarious all on its own but NOSE WINGS is a whole new level ,I am Delighted

why javert could be a lynx, aka “the furry committee pays respects to monsieur hugo, its founder”

mycravatundone:

RIGHT, so, as to @lawisnotmocked‘s request to find something on what would a lynx metaphor in the brick mean in terms of animal symbolism.

here’s the only instance when a lynx appears in the brick, if anyone forgot it:

Jean Valjean remained inert beneath Javert’s grasp, like a lion submitting to the claws of a lynx.

Keep reading

isle-of-innisfree:

I’m disappointed.

I’ve seen quite a few Much Ado About Nothing based Les Mis fics, but WHY are there no Twelfth Night fics?

So, we have twins Cosette and Enjolras, seperated in a shipwreck. Cosette washes ashore in Illyria/Musain and dresses as a man to serve in Marius’ court who is trying to woo Eponine. Marius sends Cosette (Cesario? Cose? Idk) to win over Eponine who falls in love with this pretty stranger.

MEANWHILE, Enjolras is saved by a well meaning pirate *cough Grantaire cough* who is absolutely devoted to this strange man he pulled from the ocean. (If you will not murder me for my love, let me be your servant). If they have or started in some sort of relationship from the beginning is up to you. Enjolras, believing his sister is dead, sets off for Musain with a besotted R following.

You’d probably have to adapt the side plot, and I’m not sure who I’d like the most as Feste (Feuilly, Jehan, Valjean, or Combeferre).

Of course you’d fix the ending so that after plenty of misunderstandings, Enjolras ends up with R, Eponine reveals she knew Cosette was a woman and was in love with the real her the entire time and Marius is either content on his own or realizes his pursuit of Eponine was really him trying to ignore he feelings for his friend Courfeyrac.

Anyway, I feel this crossover has so much untapped potential.

fantasiavii:

Can we just appreciate the fact that when asked whether they preferred Enjonine or Enjoltaire, the D14 actors didn’t recognize Enjonine and thought people were making it up.

grant-hair:

I once saw a post about On My Own being sung by both Eponine and Grantaire and I really loved that and GUESS WHAT WE GOT NOW!

I give you Grantaire, singing On My Own to Enjolras, with half of Les Amis backing him up because they ship it too!

yitzhaks:

grantaire is more than alcoholism

grantaire is more than cynicism

grantaire is more than depression

grantaire is more than infatuation

literally none of these are among his most important traits. i hope this doesnt come as a shock to you, but if it does, please look at your life choices