bbc les mis is destined to ruin grantaire’s character because they only have 6 episodes and including just one of grantaire’s monologues would take at least 20 minutes and they just don’t have that sort of time to burn
Tag: les mis
What if the 6th June 1832, Musichetta was at her home, as happy and excited as it’s possible to be because Joly, her Jolllly, promised to ask for her hand to her father that day. And she waits, waits… And nobody comes.
First of all what the heck why would you do this?????
Second of all:
- imagine her getting more and more discouraged
- eventually she resigns herself to the fact that he isn’t coming
- she tries not to feel disappointed but she knows she’s only kidding herself
- she’s confused and hurt
- so she goes out to find him
- she’s not quite sure what she wants to say to him but she wants answers
- and it’s as she’s making her way down the street that she sees them carting the bodies away
- and she just knows
the les mis fandom is such a trip because it’s 50% hysterical shitposts and 50% meta that will destroy your entire soul and make you cry for the rest of the day
Grantaire: “Look, I’m sorry, my brain forgot the words ‘Please hand me the noodles.’”
Joly: “SO INSTEAD WHAT CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WAS ‘Send Noods’????”
Grantaire: Ha, I’m a piece of trash.
Enjolras: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
Grantaire: You smooth fucker. Yes.
Combeferre’s Meeting Notes:
Grantaire: Where’s all the wine? I can’t sit through one of these things sober.
Bossuet: We put the wine where you were before you met Enjolras.
Grantaire:
Grantaire: [opens the closet]
Grantaire: Oh ha ha. Hilaaarious, guys.
Hey this is your reminder that Eponine would probably punch a person out for you
Courfeyrac would want to cuddle with you
Combeferre would want to hear more about what you are saying
Bossuet would be very sympathetic to your terrible day
If Jehan ever saw you they would write you a poem
Joly would ask if you’ve been getting all your vitamins
Enjolras would do anything to defend your right to exist
Feuilly would want to spend what little free time he has with you
If Cosette could she would bake you something sweet
Bahorel would think you look cute as fuck no matter what
Grantaire would love to rant about the world with you
Marius would love to hear about your day
everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen
hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to singPrecisely why Les Mis was perfect for him.
them: hugh, bring your big ass muscles and lift this huge cart
hugh jackman: I just want to sing
them: you also get to sing
hugh: !!!!!!!!!!!
i don’t know what being “low-key” is and quite frankly i don’t want to
Low key is not ranting about Napoleon at 3am while some of us are trying to sleep
low key sounds like a way of life that i don’t wish to be living
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